Little things in life that fuck you off


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what do you do with the jam spoon? leave it in the jar with the lid open so you get jam on the handle then all over your hands...that's got annoyance all over it

In our house we have attached one sugar spoon to a length of string and a jam spoon to the other and thread them through the arms of our jumpers like you do with mittens on kids, we are literally never without them.
 
In our house we have attached one sugar spoon to a length of string and a jam spoon to the other and thread them through the arms of our jumpers like you do with mittens on kids, we are literally never without them.

:lol::lol:
 
what do you do with the jam spoon? leave it in the jar with the lid open so you get jam on the handle then all over your hands...that's got annoyance all over it

take it out and wash it man...! butter goes off quicker than jam so the two should never mix. If you use the same knife you end up with gone off butter in yer jam man..! Ming!
 
cyclists mounting the pavement at red lights/queues, or even just running the lights to avoid the hold up
 
Sunderland fans still talking about the magic carpet aaarrrrgggggggghh fuck off man :evil:
 
when people on here or just down the pub are surrounded by people who they know will agree with them, come out with "am i the only person who doesn't like x-factor?"

NO OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT, YOU BELLEND!!
 
what do you do with the jam spoon? leave it in the jar with the lid open so you get jam on the handle then all over your hands...that's got annoyance all over it

You wash it until it's jam time again.

You can (nearly) all mock but my jam doesn't get premature mould from stray bread and / or butter particles.
 
People who beep their car horns between 11pm-7am.

When you have a crap, and it doesn't crimp off properly, leaving behind it a wake of disgusting horribleness.
 
Emails at work to 100+ people that are riddled with spelling/grammatical errors.

Authors of said emails whose excuse is "I've not got time to polish my emails".

Appallingly laid out documents full of trailing white-space, blanks space to enforce page-breaks, inconsistent style, etc.

Colleagues who disappear for a 15-20 minute tea break when you are totally under the cosh.

People who deliberately accelerate to stop you getting into the outside lane.

That woman who works in Tesco by the Board Inn who looks like she's slept in her work clothes.

People who don't even acknowledge you when you' ve held a door for them.

People who stand chatting whilst blocking up a supermarket aisle.

People whose shit parking occupies more than one parking bay.

etc.
 
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