Little things in life that fuck you off


Status
Not open for further replies.
Lads who use cubiles to get a piss and leave it all ower the toilet seat
 
Crumbs, sugar or any sort of powder not wiped away and left on a kitchen surface.
 
coffee/tea mugs left on top of the dishwasher. if you've made the effort to put it there go the extra yard and put it in will ya
 
3 things recently;

Rang a door bell and a woman who watched me do it pushed past to ring it herself

Standing at a pedestrian crossing having pushed the button to wake the green man up. A woman barges past to push the button again, despite the thing being lit up, and

walking away from a post office that was closed, told a woman that was heading towards it that it was shut and she grunted and continued to the door to stare at it.

It's a woman thing I guess, or I'm invisible!
 
3 things recently;

Rang a door bell and a woman who watched me do it pushed past to ring it herself

Standing at a pedestrian crossing having pushed the button to wake the green man up. A woman barges past to push the button again, despite the thing being lit up, and

walking away from a post office that was closed, told a woman that was heading towards it that it was shut and she grunted and continued to the door to stare at it.

It's a woman thing I guess, or I'm invisible!

The last one may have been looking for opening times, I guess, but the others are just idiots. It amazes me how many people press the button at a crossing when it's lit up. Do they think the lights change more quickly if it's pressed more? They're not as bad as the people who stand at crossings without the button having been pressed though.
 
Walking towards 2 people on a path on your own, they continue to walk toward you side by side, you only have the option to walk on the grass they can walk in single file, they never do, I always call them Cunts.
 
The arseholes who ignore the red light at the traffic lights at Gillbridge just as I am stepping into the road. One of these days I am going to f***ing launch something at their cars.:evil:
 
Walking towards 2 people on a path on your own, they continue to walk toward you side by side, you only have the option to walk on the grass they can walk in single file, they never do, I always call them Cunts.

Agreed. Quite often it's couples who seem to believe that holding hands makes them into a single entity.
 
Do they think the lights change more quickly if it's pressed more?

Are you mad, man? Everyone knows that the more you press the button, the faster something works; whether it's lifts, crossings or lady parts.
 
Toilet roll facing the wrong way, the tear-off shouldn't be facing the wall.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Back
Top