LinkedIn - Bellend, Motivated or something else?

[PeteFTM]

Amazing how many elite motivational speakers come from average companies.

 

[MackemBob]

I’ve just put Tales of the Unexpected on and there’s two blokes discussing what success is.
One said thousands of things.

How spooky is that!

Very. You must be tuned in to the zeitgeist.

 

[joemcdokes]

Very. You must be tuned in to the zeitgeist.

It’s a shame I cannot tune into the Euro numbers.

 

[The King of Um]

Bet he drinks Huel and is contemplating ordering a Peleton.

 

[Fletch]

Most people on LinkedIn are brown nosed bellends anyway who are most likely right bores in real life

 

[ravydavygravy]

Emptiest barrels make the loudest noise.

Also CEO & Founder

 

[SPUFF]

Last time I looked on:

Some oange lass saying “4 years ago I had s 15 year old mini, heres me picking up my new mercedes this morning”.

and a bloke saying “this is me, ive fell off a 7th floor balcony snd taught myself how to walk again, lost my dad and battled on, blah f***ing blah and heres my ducessful company”

I could easily write similar shit but honestly who gives a fuck man. Its a mental place I joined for the odd enquiry but its cringeworthy.
Hate modern times.

 

[JAZZMANB]

I wonder which category this person falls into...

5.am up and ready to go for fun Friday at RG.

When they are asleep - I work.
When they have weekends off - I work.
When they socialise - I work.

Buzzing this morning. Happy Friday all
#LoveWhatYouDo

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Frankly, anyone that obsessed with work and prioritising it over what most people would see as "a life" is pretty depressing.
You think you're top bollocks because you're up before 6 and you're listening to the Greatest Showman?

Clearly this person hasn't heard of the expression "work/life balance".

Thoughts?

One of the managers at work ,started at daft o clock in the morning and stopped back yet did half of what I got done in 8 hours . Bigger sales area yet half of my turnover
Work smarter not longer

 

[Kenna]

Fair play if someone enjoys work and doing what they do then it’s hardly work. But don’t expect everyone to be the same, everyone find success their own way and everyone views success in a different way. People shouldn’t be punished for not revolving their entire life around their job.

 

[The Hesford Diet]

Is he flogging that Juice Plus shite? It's the same pish all those "empowered" people were saying when they jumped in on that pyramid scheme.

 

[SPUFF]

Nails these tits Bob.

Often check on a train if its real folk talking shite (hugely important, in standard class).

 

[kingmonkey]

Nails these tits Bob.

Often check on a train if its real folk talking shite (hugely important, in standard class).

I take it you've seen this one, we all know Barry Homeowner:

 

[Wansbeck Viking]

I joined LinkedIn years ago and deleted it after a week.

Basically it was some of the thickest people I’ve met posting inspirational quotes as if they were a nasa astronaut all because they used a spanner to tighten a bolt.

 

[EchoMan]

I take it you've seen this one, we all know Barry Homeowner:

Seen that before but just noticed the dog in the pram with Haway the Lads on the side (2:00 ish)

 

[Professor Yaffle]

I got a LinkedIn account last Summer and I have been inundated with work offers ever since. I'm not sure what others are using it for. I rarely look at anything except my messages.

 

[Gillythedilf]

If you need to advertise yourself on shite like this then your obvs not very good at your job.If your at the top of your game people will know who you are and where to find you.

 

[Ashley In!!]

If you need to advertise yourself on shite like this then your obvs not very good at your job.If your at the top of your game people will know who you are and where to find you.

Agreed. It's not even about that now too be honest. It's the humble brag platform.

 

[Bob Fleming]

If you need to advertise yourself on shite like this then your obvs not very good at your job.If your at the top of your game people will know who you are and where to find you.

It's not really for hairy arsed builders though mate

 

[bobster999]

All I see is a little tablet with a website on and a cuppa. How does that represent working hard? Typical LinkedIn shite.

 

[monkeytassle]

Everyone is a ceo or founder or life coach or a recruiter. Pile of shite but forms part of the background checks now sadly