Lauren cohan

I'd walk ower hot glass to tounge punch ger fartbox that is all

 

If you walk over hot glass I'll let you tongue punch my fart box.

 

I'd just ask her beforehand....

 

once again, the fundamental rules on here are disregarded by a novice...

 

...and a striker.

 

She'd be astonished how quickly I finished off and starting snoring.

ASTONISHED!

 

I'd hold hands with her in public

 

I'd give her the best 10 seconds of her life.

 

I could spend many a long hour drilling into her the benefits of olde blokes.

 

I'd put lovebites on her shits

 

Leonard Cohen tribute act iirc

 

Done worse.

 

Vile.

 

I would gladly spend 5yrs learning to play the harp to perfection so I could then serenade her with my musical poetry.

And other stuff.

 

Seen better

 

Looks like she smells of fish

 

They all do.
Had better.

 

Looks cold.