Lasses on facebook


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What about any of us where we're too pissed to comprehend what we're posting?

We're all capable of gross stupidity.
 
Agressive singletons like that are usually secretly crippled by loneliness.
indeed, i can verify this because i am exactly the same but a male who doesnt post vile shite about other people...

i am vindictive as fuck though.


i have one person who posts the same statuses in different guises every 10 minutes...

what shall i wear.... mini or maxi dress..
no one comments

ten minutes later.


mmmm choices choices.

no one comments
10 minutes later

cant decide which would go best with my shoes

no one comments.
10 minutes later

to which i always think her next one will be

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO WEAR AS I AM INCAPABLE OF FORMING AN OPINION BY MYSELF....IF NO ONE COMMENTS I WILL SET FIRE TO MYSELF AND MY CLOTHING :cry:
to which i would see underneath

YOU LIKE THIS
 
a lass on mine had this yesterday.

'15 year old girl holds her 1 year old son; people call her a slut. But no one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat; no one knows she has a serious disease that causes her to be overweight. People call an old man ugly; no one knows he had a serious injury to his face while serving our country in Vietnam. Re-post this if your against bullying and stereotyping!!!! bet none of you will post this' :neutral:
it must ba a virus or summit as a few of my friends have it on their profiles and they definitely would'nt put crap like that on
 
Got a lass on facebook who does my f***ing head in. One of those who thinks she is better than everyone else and knows better than everyone else. She's also full of shit, makes things up so people will like her status'. Here's a few of her recent updates.

"Hate minging girls complaining about their boyfriends on here and putting sad little song lyrics hoping for a tiny but of attention. Hope he cheats on you with your mam and you catch them bucking in your kitchen" :eek:

"I like watching happy little couples break up on here, not for any reason other than for my own amusement. Yes i know im going to end up a bitter old woman with a hundred cats."

"Just text my mam saying 'i know your dirty little secret, i did not come out of you, you made me out of plasticine and reggae reggae sauce'. Her reply 'Have you stole my weed' "
Does my f***ing head in :evil:
:lol::lol:
 
indeed, i can verify this because i am exactly the same but a male who doesnt post vile shite about other people...

i am vindictive as fuck though.


i have one person who posts the same statuses in different guises every 10 minutes...


no one comments

ten minutes later.




no one comments
10 minutes later



no one comments.
10 minutes later

to which i always think her next one will be


to which i would see underneath

YOU LIKE THIS

Mackem_Beefy likes this. ;)

(Sorry, couldn't resist!!!)
 
It is interesting that a lot of the trivial posts comes form the girls on Facebook and it does make you wonder what they talk about on a girly night in / out (make-up, dresses, babies, relationships, repeat ad nauseum).

However, some of the worst posts have come from male posters.

X is having fried egg and chips for his tea.

X is on the bog having a greta big dump.

Do I really want to know this?

No, I DON'T like this!!! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
 
It is interesting that a lot of the trivial posts comes form the girls on Facebook and it does make you wonder what they talk about on a girly night in / out (make-up, dresses, babies, relationships, repeat ad nauseum).

However, some of the worst posts have come from male posters.

X is having fried egg and chips for his tea.

X is on the bog
having a greta big dump.

Do I really want to know this?

No, I DON'T like this!!! :cry: : :cry: :cry:
He left both his frying pan and chip pan unattended to go to the toilet. :eek:

That's how house fires start.
 
Was laughing the other week. One of my female friends had posted this at around midnight:

'I have arrived in Benidorm, absolutely knackered now'

One of her mates then posted?

'is it warm & sunny?'

:roll:
 
It is interesting that a lot of the trivial posts comes form the girls on Facebook and it does make you wonder what they talk about on a girly night in / out (make-up, dresses, babies, relationships, repeat ad nauseum).

However, some of the worst posts have come from male posters.

X is having fried egg and chips for his tea.

X is on the bog having a greta big dump.

Do I really want to know this?

No, I DON'T like this!!! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Yes this is all we talk about.
 
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