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Gonna post this here as it also goes in with the topic of stupidity, but this was on the help forums for endomondo, an iphone app that uses gps to track how far you have run...

"I set the settings correctly and gps was on. I had it strapped to my arm. I was walking on the treadmill and holding onto the handles, which could be why it didn't work. When I was fininshed the distance and the calories did not come close to what the machine had registered. What am I doing wrong?"
:lol::lol: amazing
 
Gonna post this here as it also goes in with the topic of stupidity, but this was on the help forums for endomondo, an iphone app that uses gps to track how far you have run...

"I set the settings correctly and gps was on. I had it strapped to my arm. I was walking on the treadmill and holding onto the handles, which could be why it didn't work. When I was fininshed the distance and the calories did not come close to what the machine had registered. What am I doing wrong?"

:lol:
 
Got a lass on facebook who does my f***ing head in. One of those who thinks she is better than everyone else and knows better than everyone else. She's also full of shit, makes things up so people will like her status'. Here's a few of her recent updates.

"Hate minging girls complaining about their boyfriends on here and putting sad little song lyrics hoping for a tiny but of attention. Hope he cheats on you with your mam and you catch them bucking in your kitchen" :eek:

"I like watching happy little couples break up on here, not for any reason other than for my own amusement. Yes i know im going to end up a bitter old woman with a hundred cats."

"Just text my mam saying 'i know your dirty little secret, i did not come out of you, you made me out of plasticine and reggae reggae sauce'. Her reply 'Have you stole my weed' "

Does my f***ing head in :evil:
 
Got a lass on facebook who does my f***ing head in. One of those who thinks she is better than everyone else and knows better than everyone else. She's also full of shit, makes things up so people will like her status'. Here's a few of her recent updates.

"Hate minging girls complaining about their boyfriends on here and putting sad little song lyrics hoping for a tiny but of attention. Hope he cheats on you with your mam and you catch them bucking in your kitchen" :eek:

"I like watching happy little couples break up on here, not for any reason other than for my own amusement. Yes i know im going to end up a bitter old woman with a hundred cats."

"Just text my mam saying 'i know your dirty little secret, i did not come out of you, you made me out of plasticine and reggae reggae sauce'. Her reply 'Have you stole my weed' "

Does my f***ing head in :evil:

remove her from friend list. unless she is fit. if that is the case you know what the rules are.
 
remove her from friend list. unless she is fit. if that is the case you know what the rules are.

If i could access facebook from these computers then pics would be up, seeing as i cant, yes she is fit. Nearly every picture she has her tits out :lol: So you know how it is, does my head in but can't remove her :lol:
 
Got a lass on facebook who does my f***ing head in. One of those who thinks she is better than everyone else and knows better than everyone else. She's also full of shit, makes things up so people will like her status'. Here's a few of her recent updates.

"Hate minging girls complaining about their boyfriends on here and putting sad little song lyrics hoping for a tiny but of attention. Hope he cheats on you with your mam and you catch them bucking in your kitchen" :eek:

"I like watching happy little couples break up on here, not for any reason other than for my own amusement. Yes i know im going to end up a bitter old woman with a hundred cats."

"Just text my mam saying 'i know your dirty little secret, i did not come out of you, you made me out of plasticine and reggae reggae sauce'. Her reply 'Have you stole my weed' "

Does my f***ing head in :evil:

Agressive singletons like that are usually secretly crippled by loneliness.
 
Gonna post this here as it also goes in with the topic of stupidity, but this was on the help forums for endomondo, an iphone app that uses gps to track how far you have run...

"I set the settings correctly and gps was on. I had it strapped to my arm. I was walking on the treadmill and holding onto the handles, which could be why it didn't work. When I was fininshed the distance and the calories did not come close to what the machine had registered. What am I doing wrong?"

So what was wrong with it then? :roll:
 
a lass on mine had this yesterday.

'15 year old girl holds her 1 year old son; people call her a slut. But no one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat; no one knows she has a serious disease that causes her to be overweight. People call an old man ugly; no one knows he had a serious injury to his face while serving our country in Vietnam. Re-post this if your against bullying and stereotyping!!!! bet none of you will post this' :neutral:



burgeritis ?
 
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