Lasses having spray tans

[richest]

I can't see the point, our lass has just came in looking like Frank bruno

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Our lass is out getting one right now.


Pardon?

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

Hoy a pic up then.

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[becs]

All On the tanning jabs these days. Can’t imagine it’s healthy pumping needles of tan gear into yourself. Or the new ones Are up the nose nasal carry ons.

Never heard of tanning jabs. How do they work?

 

[benizz]

A Southwick shower.

 

[Cheesy Feet]

Never heard of tanning jabs. How do they work?

There's people selling an oral tanning pill on a selling group on FB..there's been hell on anarl because one lass who's been selling them has closed her account and loads of people are being ill through them..the tanning jab one is increasing the size of peoples moles and making them go darker..it's injected under the skin but has never been scientifically tested..Melanotan or something it's called..radged.
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[What A Waster]

Does she not look nice after all that done?

Can't polish a turd, but you can cover it in glitter

 

[becs]

There's people selling an oral tanning pill on a selling group on FB..there's been hell on anarl because one lass who's been selling them has closed her account and loads of people are being ill through them..the tanning jab one is increasing the size of peoples moles and making them go darker..it's injected under the skin but has never been scientifically tested..Melanotan or something it's called..radged.
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sounds mad that like

 

[Lewberry pie]

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Still one of the best pics ever like, poor old Frank man.

 

[rubberface]

A lass who works at the the wife's place puts that much fake tan on that whenever she goes to the toilet she leaves fake tan all owa the bog seat!

 

[Hull_Mackem]

I can't see the point, our lass has just came in looking like Frank bruno

If my lass did that she wouldn't be my lass. Get her told man

 

[DurhamRedStripe]

Smells like biscuits, awful stuff.

 

[J0hnboy]

Smells like biscuits, awful stuff.

It’s chips man.

 

[Fred Secrets]

Smells like biscuits, awful stuff.

Fuck ya on about? Biscuits smell lovely.

 

[DurhamRedStripe]

Fuck ya on about? Biscuits smell lovely.

Sorry like Fred but biscuits are rank man.

It’s chips man.

Chips smell nice, biscuits smell awful, work it out fella.

 

[Fred Secrets]

Sorry like Fred but biscuits are rank man.


Chips smell nice, biscuits smell awful, work it out fella.

All of them?

 

[DurhamRedStripe]

All of them?

I'll make an exception for hobnobs.

 

[Thackeray]

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[JAZZMANB]

I can't see the point, our lass has just came in looking like Frank bruno

Your lasses face is your lasses face no matter what colour

 

[Keith S30S]

I can't see the point, our lass has just came in looking like Frank bruno

To complete the effect ask her to put on a deep voice and cockney accent and repeat the line, 'no wot I mean 'Arry'

 

[Nookie Bear]

Nice to have a bit of a tan in summer and spray tans are better than risking skin cancer

Seeing people mahogany in the middle of winter is a bit odd , loads where I work do the injections and look absolutely absurd