Laser eyes

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Frijj, May 19, 2017.

  1. Cowvahlo

    Cowvahlo Striker

    Shit in a can????
  2. Fetch Fletch

    Fetch Fletch Striker

    The Dali Laser :cool:
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  3. gazc24

    gazc24 Winger

    nope but once knew a taserface
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  4. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    St james park
  5. Sunderlandanth

    Sunderlandanth Midfield

    Getting mine done early next year. 2 of my pals had them done recently. Its a marvel of an op really
  6. Oh, fuck, it was brilliant. Basically it was a brown, plastic type substance. You squirted it from the can and it expanded and hardened. It looked very realistic. The fucking laughs you used to get. We produced a turd on the top of one of those green electrical boxes at the bottom end of Blandford Street. Two owld gannies passed by. "Eeeh, look at that, that's just filthy" "Aye, it's disgusting. But how did the dog get up there?"
  7. Cowvahlo

    Cowvahlo Striker

  8. longtimelurker

    longtimelurker Striker

    I've had mine done, so now I get to bully the afflicted.
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  9. JohnKay

    JohnKay Winger

    Other half (fuck off) had them done about 7 years ago. Best 2k ever spent in both our opinions, if you can manage the cost go for it.

    More of an Xr2 / Xr3 kid myself :p
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  10. t121anf

    t121anf Full Back

    Had mine done, it's great but has its drawbacks also.
  11. Gideon Gungeon

    Gideon Gungeon Striker

    Canny odds these days iirc mate
  12. BucketBiff

    BucketBiff Striker

    Aye it's belting. Get it done.
  13. Hugh Gains

    Hugh Gains Winger

    Best thing I ever did.

    Surgery at 5, in bed by 7. Seeing clearly at 8am.
  14. The Lonious Monk

    The Lonious Monk Central Defender


  15. Tidied
  16. bowers2

    bowers2 Winger

    How do blind people clear up their dog shit?
  17. The Lonious Monk

    The Lonious Monk Central Defender

    I don't know, it would have to have an on/off switch of some sort. There are some people where I live that I would never, ever, ever want to see naked. If it was on all the time, I'd probably gauge my eyes out.
  18. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

  19. Ramshanker

    Ramshanker Winger

    Mrs had it done went from blind as a bat to 20/ in 24hrs.. Impressive
  20. Cowvahlo

    Cowvahlo Striker

    That's a good point, and I wouldn't want to see gadgies naked either.
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