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How far would you go to avoid the risk of being compromised;

It's Derby Day, you've managed to get a ticket in the Gallowgate, and successfully sat on your hands while we are romping to a 3-0 win.

5 minutes to go, and the lad next to you, says to you in a broad north of the water accent.."What ye hevvin for tea the neet?"

1. Do you tell a lie, and say "Fish n Chips"

or

2. Tell the truth, and say "Chicken Tikka Bhuna"?
 
How far would you go to avoid the risk of being compromised;

It's Derby Day, you've managed to get a ticket in the Gallowgate, and successfully sat on your hands while we are romping to a 3-0 win.

5 minutes to go, and the lad next to you, says to you in a broad north of the water accent.."What ye hevvin for tea the neet?"

1. Do you tell a lie, and say "Fish n Chips"

or

2. Tell the truth, and say "Chicken Tikka Bhuna"?


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How far would you go to avoid the risk of being compromised;

It's Derby Day, you've managed to get a ticket in the Gallowgate, and successfully sat on your hands while we are romping to a 3-0 win.

5 minutes to go, and the lad next to you, says to you in a broad north of the water accent.."What ye hevvin for tea the neet?"

1. Do you tell a lie, and say "Fish n Chips"

or

2. Tell the truth, and say "Chicken Tikka Bhuna"?

Go to f***ing bed man.
 
I'd say 'tonight? I'll be eating your mam' before tearing my top off, revealing an safc top and running along the pitch to our end, pausing only to belt a wayward pass (from Hendo) into the NUFC goal.

Then, I'd go to the mags house and instead of performing oral sex on his mother like I implied I would actually kill and eat her.

Then I'd come on here and we'd all have a laugh about her.
 
I'd say 'tonight? I'll be eating your mam' before tearing my top off, revealing an safc top and running along the pitch to our end, pausing only to belt a wayward pass (from Hendo) into the NUFC goal.

Then, I'd go to the mags house and instead of performing oral sex on his mother like I implied I would actually kill and eat her.

Then I'd come on here and we'd all have a laugh about her.

I'll have a pint of what he's been drinking please.
 
I ended up in the gallowgate once due to a forgetting clocks had gone forward incident and stupidly buying a ticket just to see the game , colours plus (thankfully) a denim jacket - aged 19 and on my own the banter was quite friendly - we got beat - back at haymarket waiting 20 mins for my dad and brother was a different story , some bald brick shithouse of a 'man' spat right in my face yelling how much he hated me and calling me a C**t , that my friends isn't what I think football is about
 
I'd say, in a git fuck off posh accent, a bit like the Queen's, but git manly and that: "no, my good sir. I support the lads who play in red and white. Haway the lads."
 
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