Lads 10th Borthda

bigmarlon said:
I can see it now...

Minge Jr: "Ow Dar, what've y' Fookin got me for my Fookin borthda liek?"
Minge: "ow man ya Fookin cheeky little Fookin kernt, I got ya Fookin trainas, a Fooking wembo ticket, and a Fookin parteh yer ungrateful Fookin wanker"
Mrs Minge: "Ow man! Dinnit Fookin talk to him like that ya Fookin bully! He was arnly Fookin asking!"
Minge Jr: "Waaaaa I'm Fookin devastatad. I hate you ya Fookin bastad!"
Minge: "Fook sake man, I've been collecting Fookin glasses doon at the Fookin deaf club for Fookin years to pay for that Fookin shit man"
*daughter walks in*
Miss Minge Jr: "Hello parents and sibling. My what a fine day it is today. Would anybody like to accompany me to the park where we can frollick in the cool spring sunshine and perhaps make some daisy chains? It'd be a shame to waste such a wonderful day couped up in the house all day"
Minge: "I've Fookin told yee, I'll have neen of that Fookin cockney talk in MY fookin house yer daft little kernt! Fook off back to ya Fookin room!"
Baby Minge Jr: "Gaga goo goo Fook"
Mrs Minge: "EEE did ya Fookin hear that! He said his first Fookin word!"

... and the cycle continues....
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100% could pass for a Viz character/ family.
 



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