Kone to Strasbourg ?


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Some of us will have visited Strasbourg. The Cathederal has a strange arrangement with its spires . One is very pointed and the other is flat topped and has what looks like a watchkeeper or workmans hut on itsa plateau top.

So .............

If Kone goes there we should bank the money and then .......

Fly him there. Whilst over the Cathederal we should ease him to the door and parachute him out. .....

... to land, legs akimbo and arse in direct line with the spire OUCH. They don't (he doesn't) like it up em, him.

Then a lifetime of purgatory in the hut on the other spire. The hunch arse of Strasbourg.
Used to be a poster on here who used to think up really detailed punishments for criminals, was proper touched in the head. Roker Blerk or something like that. He'd have been proud of that post I reckon.
 
Reports in France allege that Lamine Kone is set to depart Sunderland on loan to join up with a French club. It appears as if one of our wantaway players will finally depart the club, as Lamine Kone is set to join Ligue 1 side RC Strasbourg. According to RMC Sport, Kone will undergo a medical in Alsace tomorrow before finalising a season long loan...

More at Roker Report...
 
Aye. First leach out. More to come. Shame we couldn't get immediate permanent but this will have to do.

I hate the piece of shit me. Faking back injuries, stinking out the dressing room. Fake social media. f***ing off to Liverpool without permission. List goes on.

Piss off Kone. You won't be back and you won't be missed.

NDong is very close to finally f***ing iff anarl. Thank God
 
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