Kenwyne Jones

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I like Kenny I always have so I would be happy to see him return (at the right price). I know people say he's soft etc but he would offer us something different in terms of a physical presence up front. He's looked decent for Stoke recently. If we getting rid of Campbell and Mcfadden (I hope so), Ji's gone and Saha only has a contract until the summer we will need a couple of strikers.
 
His somersaults/sumersaults/summersalts/somersalts

Goal celebrations/celibrations/celabrations? Mint in the air, but that's no good when nee bugger can take a decent corner or put a cross in. He might as well wear springy shoes to help him jump cos his feet just aren't designed for shooting.
 
I hope he has learned to shoot since he left, if we get him back. Can you imagine him and Sess lining up together? They'd terrify the defence with skill and power and completely obliterate the corner flags with their shooting.

Anyway, I read that it is Swansea chasing Kenny to replace Graham, who is being chased by Reading and us.
 
I remember taking our lass (give us £1,000 then yes) to Sunderland v Fulham few year ago and her exact words were "who's that black player upfront? He doesn't do anything and he keeps falling over!"

Women eh
 
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