Katie Price

[Duggins81]

On Quest with some abysmal life documentary as she is clearly skint.....

Saying that WAD still. Haters gonna hate

 

[Spam Javelin]

Been cocked more than John Wayne’s rifle.

 

[buster]

Give yer heed a shake man , set yourself a higher standard than that welly top fanny whore.

 

[GingerNick]

nar....it would be like trying to shag cheddar gorge man

 

[Rotten Johnny]

Would rather shag Vincent Price.

 

[Duggins81]

Took all of a minute to reel you lot in
Scenario:

No comeback in life.

She comes into the room.....you know the drill. No normal male here can say you ain’t doing the job like

 

[yorkyexile]

Took all of a minute to reel you lot in
Scenario:

No comeback in life.

She comes into the room.....you know the drill. No normal male here can say you ain’t doing the job like

behave man, Harvey`s heed came out of there. Theres nee reconstructive surgery on the planet will fettle that It were that bad her ex hubby would rather hoy a dress on, call himsen Roxy and take it up the rusty balloon knot than gan near it

 

[nelford_safc]

She’s vile.

 

[Duggins81]

behave man, Harvey`s heed came out of there. Theres nee reconstructive surgery on the planet will fettle that It were that bad her ex hubby would rather hoy a dress on, call himsen Roxy and take it up the rusty balloon knot than gan near it

Hahaha.

Give owa man. You’d be all over it like a rat up a drain pipe like.

 

[Jon Dough]

Saw her ex peter andre a couple of months back in Epsom high street trying to blend in with a baseball cap and sunglasses.

 

[Farfrom Athletic]

Wouldn’t ride her into battle.

 

[filfy]

Up the khyber

 

[42]

She's a bit of clip.
I reckon she'll have that curious perfume & tobacco combo odour about her.

 

[RossTheNinja]

What's the difference between Dwight Yorke and Netanyahu?



Netanyahu knew when to pull out of Jordan.

 

[dangermows]

Bust Gatesys banjo on his first ride.

 

[joemcdokes]

Katie Price, a prime example of why it's not a good idea to get some surgeon to mess about with your face.

 

[PTR]

Katie Price, a prime example of why it's not a good idea to get some surgeon to mess about with your face.

Watched a YouTube doc about the Jordan f1 team. She was smashing back then.

Now? Wadnt.

 

[houst69]

Been cocked more than John Wayne’s rifle.

Been rogered more times than a police radio

Big respect to her, she takes beatings off of Harvey on a daily basis, I wouldn’t like a bat off him like

 

[Left For Dead]

behave man, Harvey`s heed came out of there. Theres nee reconstructive surgery on the planet will fettle that It were that bad her ex hubby would rather hoy a dress on, call himsen Roxy and take it up the rusty balloon knot than gan near it

Is that why keane didnt like yorke?

 

[OOOSH YEAH]

behave man, Harvey`s heed came out of there. Theres nee reconstructive surgery on the planet will fettle that It were that bad her ex hubby would rather hoy a dress on, call himsen Roxy and take it up the rusty balloon knot than gan near it

You’d be straight in. You’re hardly in a position to turn down a woman with your looks and how you carry yourself.