Just seen Helen Skelton on Countryfile - she's pregnant.

[Alan BStard]

Aye thats what i mean deceased being an x and a russian dwarf being a variety of.....pork hard look

Ahah, I get your drift squire and you are correctomundo.

 

[yorkyexile]

Ahah, I get your drift squire and you are correctomundo.

One for incognito browsing later me thinks. Best invention yet is this incognito malarky

 

[Aidan11]

Helen Skelton?

Isn't that a track on the White Album?

 

[FootballFan]

I love brown-eyed girls.

 

[hoggs11]

I was in the young farmers (county durham) Think i can remember her in cumbria yfc at pissups. Im 32 so she must be a couple of years younger than me. But this was at leas five years ago. Still wad all ower

 

[FootballFan]

I was in the young farmers (county durham) Think i can remember her in cumbria yfc at pissups. Im 32 so she must be a couple of years younger than me. But this was at leas five years ago. Still wad all ower

did you have a go mate?

 

[hefty em]

Conceived on a helter skelter iirc.

 

[FootballFan]

From what I've seen I'd ask her to go for a walk with me.

 

[dickie mc rich]

From what I've seen I'd ask her to go for a walk with me.

She wouldn't be able to walk after I was finished with her I'm afraid

 

[KeefBeer]

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looks pure muck

His anyone got a cleaning tip for removing semen from a keyboard?

 

[MunkyHeed]

Theres a smashing video of her norks on the website which sounds like a gerbil but isnt a gerbil but I'm askeerd of posting it in case I get a ban.

If it's the one 'my friend' found for me...
A)wtf were the first 2 minutes about?
B)don't her chaps start too low down her body?

 

[Typhoonftm]

If legal a definite WAD.

Shes 31 man!

Love Countryfile me. Its my guilty pleasure. Ellie and Helen.

 

[hoggs11]

I was in the young farmers (county durham) Think i can remember her in cumbria yfc at pissups. Im 32 so she must be a couple of years younger than me. But this was at leas five years ago. Still wad all ower

More than likely tried too (my 20s were a blurr at them doos) failed missrably of course.but shy bairns get nowt

 

[Roger Senseless]

Gerbils, dead russian hamsters??? One of us is on drugs.

 

[Typhoonftm]

Gerbils, dead russian hamsters??? One of us is on drugs.

ex hamster man!

 

[Roger Senseless]

ex hamster man!

Is that like an expired parrot? I haven't got a clue what's going on here. Are you freemasons?

 

[Silverfox1981]

Just google it and you'll see.

 

[Typhoonftm]

Is that like an expired parrot? I haven't got a clue what's going on here. Are you freemasons?

Just google it without the 'e' at the beginning or the space. I can't write it on here as it removes the word.

 

[PinzaC55]

"Countryfile - she's pregnant" is an interesting title for a show. Will she give birth in a barn ?

 

[Roger Senseless]

Oh right. I thought it was going to be pet snuff videos. Needn't have even gone and used someone else's computer.