Just seen Helen Skelton on Countryfile - she's pregnant.

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Alan BStard, May 24, 2015.

  1. Alan BStard

    Alan BStard Striker

    Lucky bastard who did that. :p
     
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  2. Rugby player I think
     
  3. Big Cat

    Big Cat Winger

    It's a sad day if true.
     
  4. yorkyexile

    yorkyexile Striker

    Richie Myler of Warrington Wolves iirc
     
  5. "Her brother, Gavin, is a professional footballer currently playing for Workington"

    Cant be true. Workington cant be professional surely.
     
  6. The Voice Of Reason

    The Voice Of Reason Striker Staff Member Contributor

    No picks you dull bastards
     
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  7. FootballFan

    FootballFan Striker

    who's this Helen, any good?
     
  8. yorkyexile

    yorkyexile Striker

    [​IMG]
    looks pure muck
     
  9. FootballFan

    FootballFan Striker


    ooofff. All over.
     
  10. It would help if the non-compliance genks posted pics so we could have a gander and be able to judge.
     
  11. yorkyexile

    yorkyexile Striker

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  12. FootballFan

    FootballFan Striker

    see above now - presume thats her? If legal a definite WAD.
     
  13. yorkyexile

    yorkyexile Striker

    Aye she`s legal. must be in her 30`s by now
     
  14. As much as you and Hank try, you are not pinning that one on me.
     
  15. I would give her a nice pearl Necklace to go with that Bracelet.
     
  16. Alan BStard

    Alan BStard Striker

    Theres a smashing video of her norks on the website which sounds like a gerbil but isnt a gerbil but I'm askeerd of posting it in case I get a ban. :D
     
  17. yorkyexile

    yorkyexile Striker

    As in a deceased russian dwarf? that type of gerbil?
     
  18. Alan BStard

    Alan BStard Striker

    Nooo, its a member of the cricetinae family. :lol:
     
  19. yorkyexile

    yorkyexile Striker

    Aye thats what i mean deceased being an x and a russian dwarf being a variety of.....pork hard look;)
     

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