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Funny theme this one. The only thing I can think of is something tasteful of mrs exile - but I've got nee f***ing chance!
Some of you lads need to sign up to purestorm and make contact with some lasses who do modelling TPFP
So theres a lass who plays with dildos for forty sheets an hour and lets you take pics and you never took her up on her offer? Aye, reetoHaha i've been on there a couple of times but they aren't the kind of 'ladies' that I want to photograph / would be allowed to by mrs Ajax
Saying that though there's a lass on Model Mayhem who lives in Boldon I think who will get naked and play with dildo's etc for an hour for £40, so maybe that's not much better.
Needless to say I got in touch with her and asked her loads of questions about what she would / wouldn't do. Not that I would go and film her (divorce isn't something I aim to achieve in life), but just purely out of interest of just how dirty she was.
Turns out she's quite dirty
Haha i've been on there a couple of times but they aren't the kind of 'ladies' that I want to photograph / would be allowed to by mrs Ajax
Saying that though there's a lass on Model Mayhem who lives in Boldon I think who will get naked and play with dildo's etc for an hour for £40, so maybe that's not much better.
Needless to say I got in touch with her and asked her loads of questions about what she would / wouldn't do. Not that I would go and film her (divorce isn't something I aim to achieve in life), but just purely out of interest of just how dirty she was.
Turns out she's quite dirty
So theres a lass who plays with dildos for forty sheets an hour and lets you take pics and you never took her up on her offer? Aye, reeto
Haha believe me I've turned down better opportunities than that since I met my missus!
I think we need photos of the missus then.
Looks like we have a winner !!
Looks like we have a winner !!
Who's the mode like sean? The last two are my favourites anarl but you cut off the phalanges
see you've made a rookie mistake......too many clothes.
nakey?
When was she shot in the chin with an air rifle?