Jaws. The revenge.



Cockney Mackem said:
Are you suggesting there's something outlandish about a shark that:
  • Is aware that the first three sharks in Jaws 1-3 were all killed by members of the Brody family and decides to take revenge on them
  • Is aware that one of the Brody family works in the Amity police and is on duty that night
  • Is able to set a trap with a wooden boat in the harbour to attack said Brody family member
  • Is able to find out that Mrs Brody is on a flight to the Caribbean at that exact moment
  • Is able to swim from the Eastern Seaboard of the USA to the Caribbean as fast as a commercial airliner
  • It's similarly aware that the other Brody brother is a marine biologist in the area, and knows where he is conducting his research
  • Has vocal chords that enable it to lift its head out of the water and roar
  • Has a body made of explosive materials that go up like the 4th of July when stabbed with a sharpened bit of wood?
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Get in, love owt like this me like - Sounds like my kind of film! :lol:

 

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