January 16th live footy on tv



Wise words, O, Subject of Titian.

My running days are gone, nivva to return, Red, la. The orthopod told me so. The options were: dee as yer telt & you'll likely walk without a limp. Or - actually that was the only option, ha, ha.
Mine anarl marra, used to rack up the miles for stamina (not the dog food) and it showed.

Trainer telt me to run 5 miles a day and by the end of the week I was 35 mile away from yairm.

Same bloke said to put a clean pair of socks on each day and eventually I couldn't get me shoes on.

Al get me coat.
 
Morning John. Safe journey.

Morning BC

Morning Bonzo

Morning Rob

Morning AG

Morning Cloughy. Easy into it mate, a five miler is a big ask after so long.
I was arnly joshing, marra. I wadn't even attempt five yards.
I don’t like marmite tbh, T does, puts it on her scrambled egg 😩
Ooph. That's bold. I suppose it's a bit like Marmite....
Mine anarl marra, used to rack up the miles for stamina (not the dog food) and it showed.

Trainer telt me to run 5 miles a day and by the end of the week I was 35 mile away from yairm.

Same bloke said to put a clean pair of socks on each day and eventually I couldn't get me shoes on.

Al get me coat.
Did he send ye fer a lang stand anarl, Edd, la? And per chance a tin of tartan paint?
I don't like marmite.

Dogs hate the smell of it. If they're getting under my feet when I'm cooking, I show them the marmite jar and they scarper :lol: :lol:
Sounds like Les & chives....
 
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