Jack Colback - the wilderness years continues...

I was on a stag do in Magaluf a few years back and there were a few fair skinned gingers who could only go in the sun for about 5 minutes a day. They were known as 'Team Casper.'
I fit this description - and have had the Casper nickname hoyed at me before.

However, it's unacceptable behaviour.You may jest, but sun-cream technology has come on leaps and bounds over the past decade and I've been out all day everywhere from India to Las Vegas without burning. These fannies need to cream up and get involved.
TBF, I'd play for the mags for £45k a week.

Mind I'm a grandmother in my late forties. Would still get more assists than Almiron.
I can honestly say I wouldn’t. (I know it’s easy to say when it’s hypothetical)

If I was good enough for them to pay me £45k per week, I’d be good enough for someone else to pay me £30k per week. That’s still a hell of a lot of money.