Izal bogroll.

[bernardbresslaw]

My uncle occasionally had cut up newspaper on a string, straight out of Steptoe. My mate had a technique with izal. He would scrunch it up then flatten it out. This took the hard edge off it as well provide a bit of purchase to allow it to do its supposed job.

Good tip.

 

[mickeymoor]

Good tip.

Aye forty year to late

 

[small mythos]

When I started work at the child benefit centre in the late 1970s they had this type of toilet roll only every sheet had government property printed on it

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

When I started work at the child benefit centre in the late 1970s they had this type of toilet roll only every sheet had government property printed on it

The government deserves to get it back then...

 

[Barnacle Boy]

Does anybody still actually use this horrific greaseproof paper bum hygiene product? In my youth it was known as "John Wayne bogroll" because it took no shit off anybody!

Horrible crackly stuff.

 

[black cat in france]

Does anybody still actually use this horrific greaseproof paper bum hygiene product? In my youth it was known as "John Wayne bogroll" because it took no shit off anybody!

Horrible crackly stuff.

Worse when it was just them squares in the cardboard box not on the roll, especially when there was only two sheets left. End up using the box as a scraper.

 

[Shandy drinker]

Does anybody still actually use this horrific greaseproof paper bum hygiene product? In my youth it was known as "John Wayne bogroll" because it took no shit off anybody!

Horrible crackly stuff.

Sign him up
Croatian second division

 

[small mythos]

Worse when it was just them squares in the cardboard box not on the roll, especially when there was only two sheets left. End up using the box as a scraper.

My mam would only ever buy this horrible stuff but I think the one she bought was jeyes .

 

[Old Prestonian]

My mam would only ever buy this horrible stuff but I think the one she bought was jeyes .

I bet you had a few dirty protests.

 

[dom]

Still wrap my sarnies in it!

I remember the teacher tearing three sheets off the roll and telling you that was plenty,all it did was move the shit round you're arse shudder

3 sheets?
Spoiled!

 

[Steve H]

Remarkable stuff, utterly useless

 

[silva fox]

Still wrap my sarnies in it!


3 sheets?
Spoiled!

Aye luxury you used to dream about getting 3 sheets didn't you

 

[dom]

Aye luxury you used to dream about getting 3 sheets didn't you

When I was living int cardboard box int middle of t’ road.

 

[silva fox]

When I was living int cardboard box int middle of t’ road.

Used to get up before i went to bed

 

[dom]

Used to get up before i went to bed

You tell young people that today and they don’t believe you!

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

My mam would only ever buy this horrible stuff but I think the one she bought was jeyes .

To be fair to her, I think the PR was something along the lines of more hygenic (maybe not poking your finger through the regular paper into the shit). Didn't they also have a green cross logo or something which implied hygeine or have I just imagined that?