Izal bogroll.

[buster]

Wasn't that the same stuff they had in the train carriage bogs years ago? Popular stuff with match goers back in the late 60's / early 70's due to their aerodynamics when released from halfway back in the Fulwell down towards the goal.

Very similar, but izal didn’t have BR printed on it .

 

[silva fox]

I remember the teacher tearing three sheets off the roll and telling you that was plenty,all it did was move the shit round you're arse shudder

 

[Deleted member 18718]

It was horrible. It accelerated the wipe when it came in contact with shit.

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

The one only positive thing that can be said about it, is that you never ever got a Brown Ballerina finger.

A Sneaky Hitler

 

[Fred Secrets]

Ah, that's why you were so interested in him - explains a lot.

If that was anyone else that said that, it might be funny. But because it was you, it's just creepy.

 

[cosmicchris00]

Your arse?

It was back then.... hang on..... I'll just check

 

[Old Prestonian]

Simply not fit for purpose. Dreadful stuff.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

If that was anyone else that said that, it might be funny. But because it was you, it's just creepy.

Still stripping off in front of your kids? Now, THAT is creepy.

 

[Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan]

I thought he played for Dynamo Dresden in the 1970's.

 

[Fred Secrets]

Still stripping off in front of your kids? Now, THAT is creepy.

Bollock naked out in the back garden now. Kids are playing with their toys.

 

[LondonBlackCat]

We had this stuff in Primary School in the mid to late 90's. Iirc they did two kinds, the ski slope shite up your back super slippy variety or the full weapons grade sandpaper wipe your arsehole off kind. Just terrific.

I remember the grease proof paper type from primary school in the mid 90s. I also vividly remember using it as tracing paper in a number of lessons.

 

[becs]

I remember the grease proof paper type from primary school in the mid 90s. I also vividly remember using it as tracing paper in a number of lessons.

Our maths teacher in the comp had a roll on his desk for tracing

It was for sale in supermarkets a few years back. It was on an audit I did and I remember wondering who buys it.

 

[LondonBlackCat]

Our maths teacher in the comp had a roll on his desk for tracing

It was for sale in supermarkets a few years back. It was on an audit I did and I remember wondering who buys it.

Masochists?

 

[Bollotti]

You have just been using it the wrong way. Let me educate you

 

[bigmarlon]

Like wiping your arse with glass.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Like wiping your arse with glass.

Wouldn't know - never tried that.

 

[bernardbresslaw]

Me granda had it in the outside bog in the 70s. He used to work at Peter Johnsons and he used to nick it.
It basically moved shite from one part of your arse to the other.

 

[Steesafc]

I remember the grease proof paper type from primary school in the mid 90s. I also vividly remember using it as tracing paper in a number of lessons.

That was another feature of the slippy variety that it was so thin you were guaranteed a cacky finger or two.

 

[chriswallace85]

Sure I've still gorra cut off using it down Burnside Primary. Awful stuff.

 

[Patch]

Me granda had it in the outside bog in the 70s. He used to work at Peter Johnsons and he used to nick it.
It basically moved shite from one part of your arse to the other.

My uncle occasionally had cut up newspaper on a string, straight out of Steptoe. My mate had a technique with izal. He would scrunch it up then flatten it out. This took the hard edge off it as well provide a bit of purchase to allow it to do its supposed job.