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but I don't knwo if I shoudl tell you...

its in the same vain as my attach windwills to pylons as they are ugly fuckers and their anyway so why not have a dozen small turbines stuck on each one as they criss cross the country.

but i reckon my new idea is even better

I was thinking one day that they should attach a propeller to both sides of the windmills to get double the enegry out of them.
 
I was thinking one day that they should attach a propeller to both sides of the windmills to get double the enegry out of them.

i was thinkuing they should have motors in teh windwills so that when they turn they start the engine and when they slow down the engine kicks in to keep them turning.. perpetual movement
 
I've invented something called a DogBol (short for Dog's Bollocks)......basically its a Spork with other culinary attachment (fish knife, skewer, garlic press, etc).


Who wants to buy one?
 
thousands of small windmills along the inner sectionj of the the M25 or built into the crash barriers...

have you seen hopw much wind trucks and cars kick out when travelling at speed.. generate loads it would
 
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a distinctive buttock-clench will begin the process of your penis getting sucked off delightfully within your trousers without anybody knowing!!!!
Try them in church for the ultimate in orgasm-hiding cheeky fun!
you can buy them with a finger that is like a long deflated balloon and you push that up your bum, then when you clench it sucks you off while simultaneously inflating the finger so you get a pokeybumsuck
 
The pylons were neither designed nor built with that in mind and so they could not be retro-fitted.

If new pylons are built that can cope they will have to be studier, i.e. more expensive and requiring more energy to make and set up in the first place.

Ergo: crap idea my dear chap.

what about fitting loads of little windmilss to them rather than a huge one which might cause too much turbulance! loads of ickle ones together might give off a fair bit of leccy!

blowjob pants
a distinctive buttock-clench will begin the process of your penis getting sucked off delightfully within your trousers without anybody knowing!!!!
Try them in church for the ultimate in orgasm-hiding cheeky fun!
you can buy them with a finger that is like a long deflated balloon and you push that up your bum, then when you clench it sucks you off while simultaneously inflating the finger so you get a pokeybumsuck

you scare me sometimes Pell!
 
what about fitting loads of little windmilss to them rather than a huge one which might cause too much turbulance! loads of ickle ones together might give off a fair bit of leccy!
You'll still be increasing the forces [drag] acting on the pylons, forces they weren't designed to be able to cope with.
 
dogs that are a skateboard too
so if you get tired you can press a button and its feet turn into wheels so you can stand on its back ( trained to remain still ) and skate along
plus if it runs too far ahead you press the button n can just give one sharp tug on the leash and it will roll back to you
the dog hates it, its crying inside
 
dogs that are a skateboard too
so if you get tired you can press a button and its feet turn into wheels so you can stand on its back ( trained to remain still ) and skate along
plus if it runs too far ahead you press the button n can just give one sharp tug on the leash and it will roll back to you
the dog hates it, its crying inside
Stop being a wuss and just buy a horse.

Far easier, and they're better than a dog for carrying you home from the pub when you're pissed.
 
Stop being a wuss and just buy a horse.

Far easier, and they're better than a dog for carrying you home from the pub when you're pissed.

if you fall off a horse like madonna did you can be in hospital though, if you fall off a jack russell you have a bit of a giggle n swear at it while laughing then hop back on and try not to cry but are not seriously hurt

also you ever get them chewy licorice stick things from the chemist that are wooden????
well one of them but one that is a pen aswell so you can actually chew on it while you write
 
Tiny windmills attached to the blades of existing windmills = wind².
 
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