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but I don't knwo if I shoudl tell you...

its in the same vain as my attach windwills to pylons as they are ugly fuckers and their anyway so why not have a dozen small turbines stuck on each one as they criss cross the country.

but i reckon my new idea is even better
 
alcoholic fizzy milk.. served on draugth in pubs...

YES! Now were talking Epps.

I think we need a proper brainstorming session on this, it could really go somewhere.

Talking of draught beer, another idea of mine is knitted beer pump covers. Everyone loves knitting and everyone loves beer pumps so, by definition, everyone would bloody love knitted beer pump covers.
 
A virtual reality whereby a virtual you does all the hard tasks whilst the real you does fuck all.
 
YES! Now were talking Epps.

I think we need a proper brainstorming session on this, it could really go somewhere.

Talking of draught beer, another idea of mine is knitted beer pump covers. Everyone loves knitting and everyone loves beer pumps so, by definition, everyone would bloody love knitted beer pump covers.

I ran that idea up a flagpole. When I brought the flag down, God had written 'ace' on it.
 
but I don't knwo if I shoudl tell you...

its in the same vain as my attach windwills to pylons as they are ugly fuckers and their anyway so why not have a dozen small turbines stuck on each one as they criss cross the country.

but i reckon my new idea is even better
The pylons were neither designed nor built with that in mind and so they could not be retro-fitted.

If new pylons are built that can cope they will have to be studier, i.e. more expensive and requiring more energy to make and set up in the first place.

Ergo: crap idea my dear chap.
 
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YES! Now were talking Epps.

I think we need a proper brainstorming session on this, it could really go somewhere.

Talking of draught beer, another idea of mine is knitted beer pump covers. Everyone loves knitting and everyone loves beer pumps so, by definition, everyone would bloody love knitted beer pump covers.

glass cosy's... knitted covers for your pint glass. everyone coudl store there own individual ones at the pub.. a new take on teh old tankard theme
 
The pylons were neither designed nor built with that in mind and so they could not be retro-fitted.

If new pylons are built that can cope they will have to be studier, i.e. more expensive and requiring more energy to make and set up in the first place.

Ego: crap idea my dear chap.


only the small turbines that you get for your own house hesnce don't have to be as strong.. maybe a dozen on each pylon. not talking great big full size ones...
 
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