It's divs day out in the pubs



And they all pay individually by card instead of buying a round, then stand at the bar after they have been served regardless of how many disgruntled drinkers build up behind them.

And regardless of the amount of space there is elsewhere in the pub. Anyone politely asking to be allowed to get to the bar is looked at as if they're a weird cartoon snake.
 
And they all pay individually by card instead of buying a round, then stand at the bar after they have been served regardless of how many disgruntled drinkers build up behind them.
And when a bunch of stupid tarts have finished ordering the cocktail each and paying individually they then decide they are going to copper up for a bottle of f***ing Prosecco to share. Then they don't have enough cash and have to shove the balance on a card.
 

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