It will be interesting at work tomorrow

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I wonder how interesting work actually was the next day.:confused:

Fuck that, what i want to know is. How the fuck has such a simple and seemingly boring thread ended up with 38 pages and the last page having some connection to page one. :lol:
 
He's been crucified on here like. Pilloried for his beliefs, despite clearing being a man many listen to.

If he comes back on Sunday it will confirm what i've suspected all along.

He is Jesus.

You can just imagine the replies to that on here;

Blep:47:47 - And lo, the SMB saw that it was good, and they did cry out "He is risen(ers at that level)".

The Sunny Blunts lad has raised the bar with this one :-D:-D
 
Fuck that, what i want to know is. How the fuck has such a simple and seemingly boring thread ended up with 38 pages and the last page having some connection to page one. :lol:

It's funny as fuck isn't it? These things take on a life of their own, a bit like the Keef thread, put your head above the paraphet and post some tedious nonsence about your own life that you're particually proud of and the SMB will ridicule you forever. We dont take prisoners on this html
 
I heard Harrys moved to Sri Lanka to be an architect. His first job was to build an extra floor midway between the ground and first but he had to turn the job down. Turns out the client was the leader of the Tamil Tigers and harrys won't make a mezzanine for that rebel.
 
I heard that Harrys was actually back in England, after the debacle in Singapore he decided the time was right to return to his homeland and soon managed to set himself up in Manchester running an Escort service for the rich and famous, all was well at first as he provided women discreetly to such celebrities as Noel Gallagher, Terry Christian, Frank Sidebottom and that one who runs the knicker factory in Corrie... He particually specialised in accommodating in fitting up clients with women who particually matched their fantasies and fetishes. For example Angus Deayton was hooked up with a couple of cokehead prostitutes in a hotel no problem at all. However it all went wrong when he lost his biggest corporate client of all, that of Manchester United FC. It seems Harrys messed up the order, he sent a pair of identical twins to the home of Wayne Rooney while a granny got sent to the home of their current captain and his younger brother. They just dont take pensioners at the Nevilles.
 
I'm not currently responding to toosb's or Fishpaste's argumentative posts, because I don't tuck penises in Lent - it's evil.
 
I heard that Harrys was actually back in England, after the debacle in Singapore he decided the time was right to return to his homeland and soon managed to set himself up in Manchester running an Escort service for the rich and famous, all was well at first as he provided women discreetly to such celebrities as Noel Gallagher, Terry Christian, Frank Sidebottom and that one who runs the knicker factory in Corrie... He particually specialised in accommodating in fitting up clients with women who particually matched their fantasies and fetishes. For example Angus Deayton was hooked up with a couple of cokehead prostitutes in a hotel no problem at all. However it all went wrong when he lost his biggest corporate client of all, that of Manchester United FC. It seems Harrys messed up the order, he sent a pair of identical twins to the home of Wayne Rooney while a granny got sent to the home of their current captain and his younger brother. They just dont take pensioners at the Nevilles.

:lol:

I'm not currently responding to toosb's or Fishpaste's argumentative posts, because I don't tuck penises in Lent - it's evil.

Topical. :lol:
 
I heard that Harrys was actually back in England, after the debacle in Singapore he decided the time was right to return to his homeland and soon managed to set himself up in Manchester running an Escort service for the rich and famous, all was well at first as he provided women discreetly to such celebrities as Noel Gallagher, Terry Christian, Frank Sidebottom and that one who runs the knicker factory in Corrie... He particually specialised in accommodating in fitting up clients with women who particually matched their fantasies and fetishes. For example Angus Deayton was hooked up with a couple of cokehead prostitutes in a hotel no problem at all. However it all went wrong when he lost his biggest corporate client of all, that of Manchester United FC. It seems Harrys messed up the order, he sent a pair of identical twins to the home of Wayne Rooney while a granny got sent to the home of their current captain and his younger brother. They just dont take pensioners at the Nevilles.

:lol: Funniest yet.
 
I so want Harry back to see what his crack is. He must read this board still?!

Harrys if you're reading this come back, Keef managed it... it'll be like the second coming of the mesire

Haaaaaaarrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyysssssssss
 
Got home last night, starving i was, . Got out some mince, some chiliis garlic. Made some class meatballs. Knocked up a nice tomato sauce aswell.

Got a nice baguette out, put me meatballs in , touch of salad and on the grill it went,

They dont half make good sandwiches them brevels.
 
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