It will be interesting at work tomorrow

[chunkyshanhawk53]

 

[not spavin]

Last thing on Friday I was pulled ut of a meeting to hear an announcement.

My VPL is leaving and a replacement is starting in April. They do not take prisoners at that level and this must have been planned for a while in order for a replacement to be found with the experience and knowledge needed.

There were women crying and others looking shocked.

Hold on - did you miss an L out there? Is this about HR decreeing that you no longer can come to work with tight, panty-line revealing trousers on?

It'd explain the weeping maidens.

 

[Doodler]

I'm not sure if this is related, but someone's posted it on their blog (the VP maybe?):

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=c34fbdb29377ea0cacae108bf7207146

Fully deserving of the FMO:

 

[not spavin]

Anyone heard any whispers about the new VP then? I heard he's friends with Sharon Stone and can run faster than a small horse.

 

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[Rickybilly]

We must prepare ourselves for the worst - I fear we may not see Harrys again.

 

[Paul_SAFC]

He won't be missed I'm sick of him talking about himself. Does anyone care?

 

[not spavin]

Anyone got any gossip about the outgoing VP then? I heard that he doesn't know how to ride a bike and thinks Girls Aloud sang Push the Button.

 

[Posh/ODvM]

Anyone got any gossip about the outgoing VP then? I heard that he doesn't know how to ride a bike and thinks Girls Aloud sang Push the Button.

He had some very controversial opinions on Jade Goody and once punched a giraffe.

 

[not spavin]

He had some very controversial opinions on Jade Goody and once punched a giraffe.

Apparently, although he tripled revenue, he halved the office 'cute' quotient.

 

[Red]

He apparently had a massive cock, and worked his way through every lass there, siring a whole new generation of young VPs....hence the lasses tears when they found out he was going.

 

[Hair Flick]

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I felt I just had to post something to calm folks down

 

[Posh/ODvM]

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I felt I just had to post something to calm folks down

apparently the VP hadn't noticed that Myleene has great tits

but did admire her arpeggios

 

[Epping]

canny poster anarl.. probably ridiculed off here for good now..

I hope yer happy now...

PS. Anyone heard who the new VP is yet.. hurry up Harry.. we are waiting

 

[Hair Flick]

apparently the VP hadn't noticed that Myleene has great tits

but did admire her arpeggios

I'm just coming to a bit of a crescendo meself like

 

[not spavin]

According to Popbitch, the new VP is Noel from Hear'say.

 

[Hair Flick]

canny poster anarl.. probably ridiculed off here for good now..

I hope yer happy now...

PS. Anyone heard who the new VP is yet.. hurry up Harry.. we are waiting

You don't have to tell me
That the thing's I do are wrong
But everything I do in life
Is with us right or wrong
Now I think I understand
How to have some fun

 

[Medulla]

According to Popbitch, the new VP is Noel from Hear'say.

I wouldn't jump the gun. Holy Moly claims the markets are abuzz with rumours that the board have made a bold but surprising move and installed the whole of the Alan Parsons Project into the role.

The logistics are frightening, but the tears in the Singapore HQ are thought to have dried up at the news.

 

[Paul_SAFC]

canny poster anarl.. probably ridiculed off here for good now..

I hope yer happy now...

PS. Anyone heard who the new VP is yet.. hurry up Harry.. we are waiting

Was he fuck went out of his way to talk about nowt but himself.

 

[Crook Mackem]

Was he fuck went out of his way to talk about nowt but himself.