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Reiver said:
Came out of the away end and the police were herding people onto 'coaches for the station' so I jumped on.

25 minutes later we were still there, it's a 15 minute walk :rolleyes:

We eventually moved off into normal traffic with no escort and crept along for another twenty minutes on a hot bus.

The lad across from me fell asleep, obviously drunk, and woke up sharp when we had to brake in the high street.

There were endless sari shops, cheap gold jewellery and stalls selling yams, etc .... alost everyone was Asian origin.

Our hero opened his eyes, squinted at the scene outside the bus and said,

"Fuck-ing hell, how lang have I been a kip!"

:lol:
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:lol: Class :lol:
 


Dave Hosselhaff said:
I'd much rather live here in a quiet NE backwater than anywhere down south I've seen. Probably 100k cheaper as well :cool:
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Not just that, Sunderland is by no means the greatest City on earth,But fuck me I work all over and I pine to be home. Even Middlesbrough is better than 100s of towns and cities down the country but still wins worst town awards. The north south divide does exist but in my eyes the north isn’t the poor relation it’s made out to be
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Probably more than that. You won't find anything in Bristol, even in rundown areas, under about £140,000, other than 1 or 2 bed flats. If you want a 3 bed house, you're looking at over £200,000 for ex-council properties on estates that are, well, not great.
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Yes mate, Bristol is expensive
 
humbug said:
we parked up just outside screwfix as we needed a new kitchen tap and it was only a 20 minute walk to the ground.
chucked the tap in the boot and set off walking, a bus pulled up and the doors opened. the driver shouted 'i hope you beat them bastards, i'm a watford fan' doors shut and he drove away. quite bizzare and random. thought he was going to offer us a lift.
@McMackem, came out of the ground yesterday & the bobbies wouldn't let us go left so we had to walk down then left and left again to end up about 20 yards from where the copper wouldn't let us go against all them lot coming out and no bobbies anywhere. absolute stupidity.
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Looking at the force website, it turns out that the Deputy Chief Constable of Bedfordshire is a lad I walked the beat with in 1995 and the Superintendent in charge of operations is a lad who was just starting his probation when I was doing my CID course and was tutored by a very good mate of mine. If you have any recommendations then I’ll happily pass them along :D
 
hank evans said:
Not just that, Sunderland is by no means the greatest City on earth,But fuck me I work all over and I pine to be home. Even Middlesbrough is better than 100s of towns and cities down the country but still wins worst town awards. The north south divide does exist but in my eyes the north isn’t the poor relation it’s made out to be
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Out of interest, name a few of the worst and best you have been to.....

Reiver said:
Came out of the away end and the police were herding people onto 'coaches for the station' so I jumped on.

25 minutes later we were still there, it's a 15 minute walk :rolleyes:

We eventually moved off into normal traffic with no escort and crept along for another twenty minutes on a hot bus.

The lad across from me fell asleep, obviously drunk, and woke up sharp when we had to brake in the high street.

There were endless sari shops, cheap gold jewellery and stalls selling yams, etc .... alost everyone was Asian origin.

Our hero opened his eyes, squinted at the scene outside the bus and said,

"Fuck-ing hell, how lang have I been a kip!"

:lol:
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One of the, if not the best, story I have ever read on here, almost PMSL!!! Brilliant stuff....
 
Reiver said:
Came out of the away end and the police were herding people onto 'coaches for the station' so I jumped on.

25 minutes later we were still there, it's a 15 minute walk :rolleyes:

We eventually moved off into normal traffic with no escort and crept along for another twenty minutes on a hot bus.

The lad across from me fell asleep, obviously drunk, and woke up sharp when we had to brake in the high street.

There were endless sari shops, cheap gold jewellery and stalls selling yams, etc .... alost everyone was Asian origin.

Our hero opened his eyes, squinted at the scene outside the bus and said,

"Fuck-ing hell, how lang have I been a kip!"

:lol:
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Bollocks were they "herding us" man :rolleyes:

The buses were there for anyone "wanting" to use them back to the station, just as they were there for anyone "wanting" to use them as they waited outside the Spoons pub at 2.15pm.

If they were herding us, they would have been better organised with the escort back to the station and not let lads in the first bus jump out the emergency exit at the back.

We on the second bus just asked the driver to open the door and walked back to the station with 3 polucemen in tow up front. Didn't see one Luton idiot on the way back to the staion and made the 17.43 home.

....hardly a heard.

Btw the buses were laid on and paid for by the police themselves.
 
KENT-FTM said:
Bollocks were they "herding us" man :rolleyes:

The buses were there for anyone "wanting" to use them back to the station, just as they were there for anyone "wanting" to use them as they waited outside the Spoons pub at 2.15pm.

If they were herding us, they would have been better organised with the escort back to the station and not let lads in the first bus jump out the emergency exit at the back.

We on the second bus just asked the driver to open the door and walked back to the station with 3 polucemen in tow up front. Didn't see one Luton idiot on the way back to the staion and made the 17.43 home.

....hardly a heard.

Btw the buses were laid on and paid for by the police themselves.
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OK, same story with 'offering' instead of herding .... there you go, happy now :rolleyes:
 
I turned right outside the ground, walked down the road, right again and was on the road to the station. I'd parked my car and paid £1 in some car park that was affiliated to LTFC just beyond the station. I was heading up the A6 towards Bedford by 5:20.
 
Reiver said:
Came out of the away end and the police were herding people onto 'coaches for the station' so I jumped on.

25 minutes later we were still there, it's a 15 minute walk :rolleyes:

We eventually moved off into normal traffic with no escort and crept along for another twenty minutes on a hot bus.

The lad across from me fell asleep, obviously drunk, and woke up sharp when we had to brake in the high street.

There were endless sari shops, cheap gold jewellery and stalls selling yams, etc .... alost everyone was Asian origin.

Our hero opened his eyes, squinted at the scene outside the bus and said,

"Fuck-ing hell, how lang have I been a kip!"

:lol:
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That's bloody brilliant!
 
KENT-FTM said:
Bollocks were they "herding us" man :rolleyes:

The buses were there for anyone "wanting" to use them back to the station, just as they were there for anyone "wanting" to use them as they waited outside the Spoons pub at 2.15pm.

If they were herding us, they would have been better organised with the escort back to the station and not let lads in the first bus jump out the emergency exit at the back.

We on the second bus just asked the driver to open the door and walked back to the station with 3 polucemen in tow up front. Didn't see one Luton idiot on the way back to the staion and made the 17.43 home.

....hardly a heard.

Btw the buses were laid on and paid for by the police themselves.
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There’s always one, get a sense of humour :rolleyes:
 
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