It’ll last 1000 thrusts..

[Helmerroids]

Self-lubricating condom 'success'

Guess we’ll just have to change over once the warmup is complete

 

[Blyth_Pirate]

Self-lubricating condom 'success'

Guess we’ll just have to change over once the warmup is complete

Wonderful, should last me at least a couple of months then.

 

[DisillusionedOldGit]

Do they do xxl ? Asking for a mate .

 

[wigwams]

Great for blokes who are shite in bed

 

[Blyth_Pirate]

Great for blokes who are shite in bed

I am amazing, it's only the premature ejaculation that let's me down.

 

[Some Random Guy]

I am amazing, it's only the premature ejaculation that let's me down.

No such thing.

 

[Blyth_Pirate]

No such thing.

Agreed mate, should just be called getting old.

 

[Some Random Guy]

Agreed mate, should just be called getting old.

I prefer "efficient"

 

[CW7]

Classic case of

“Minimising effort - maximising efficiency”

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

I read the title like a Proclaimers song.

 

[ilovehorswill]

I read the title like a Proclaimers song.

Durex missing a trick there.

Just get the specky crooners to change the lyrics to "pump a thousand times" and you have one hell of an advertising jingle.

 

[Deleted member 559]

I prefer "efficient"

I believe the expression is, "I came, what's your excuse?"

Why am I single again?

 

[black cat in france]

Durex missing a trick there.

Just get the specky crooners to change the lyrics to "pump a thousand times" and you have one hell of an advertising jingle.

Love the smell of burning rubber.