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[hank williams]

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@chunkylover53 @Scotty 1978 @Raker @Arkle.

 

[tenpins]

Groundhog day.

 

[PulseSafc]

Ha'way Son lad.

 

[Botchie]

There’s no chance you'll get away with the thread title

 

[Hollby]

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Fuck I’m confused

 

[PulseSafc]

Newcamel Saudis v Spurs

 

[gazc24]

There’s no chance you'll get away with the thread title

Journalist killers United instead? How about mass murder in Yemen United? Both too long for me

Fuck I’m confused

I thought Newcastle were playing Newcastle

 

[Arkle]

Haway the Spouts!

 

[s1black2000]

Come on spurs. Put them in their place !

 

[gazc24]

Drinking game, have a drink everytime you see a mag with a tea towel on

 

[Hawyatt Earp]

Bonesaw Boys, there’s just a lot of options

 

[Dadsarmy73]

Lascelles will be lucky to finish the game with 2 legs

 

[Kingdom Bhoy]

Time for Kane to get his act together.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Daveyspouts 2-0

 

[luvulongtime]

Son 0-1 30/1

 

[Dadsarmy73]

Spurs win 1-3. Tea towels hoyed on the pitch at full time

 

[The King of Um]

STARTING 11

1 Dead Yemeni child
12 Beheaded gay man
7 Flogged business rival
24 Dismembered journalist
17 Headless 16 year old demonstrator
7 Tortured and imprisoned campaigner for women's right to drive
14 Schoolgirls burned to death as religious police wouldn't let them out of building as not in Islamic dress
16 Man imprisoned for 20 years for tweeting
10 Joelinton
9 It's the famous number nine, let's hear it for Dr Bonnnnnnnnnnnesaw!
11 Woman victim of rape flogged for committing adultery

SUBS

Miscellaneous assorted Longstaffs
The ghosts of the 9/11 hijackers
Steve Wraith

 

[Latka Gravas]

Haway Davey, stick it up the kernts

 

[praha12]

I'll watch the game but I'm not sitting through a half hour of build bollix
The Spy who loved me is going on.