Is there anybody worse at maths than my mrs?

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The other day "add this up for me"
Thinking she was gonna give me a few numbers as she worked out the cost of a few things.
So I said "go ahead"
She then said "11....7....."
Me: "right...."
Her "what is it then?"
I answered "18" then left the room to laugh.
 


The other day "add this up for me"
Thinking she was gonna give me a few numbers as she worked out the cost of a few things.
So I said "go ahead"
She then said "11....7....."
Me: "right...."
Her "what is it then?"
I answered "18" then left the room to laugh.
You should have said

"Listen pet. If you have 11 tubs of gravy and I give you 7 more tubs of gravy, how much do you love gravy?"

Mags love gravy
 
The other day "add this up for me"
Thinking she was gonna give me a few numbers as she worked out the cost of a few things.
So I said "go ahead"
She then said "11....7....."
Me: "right...."
Her "what is it then?"
I answered "18" then left the room to laugh.
Should this be a 'couple' of things or can you say a 'few' for 2? Vexing stuff.
 
The other day "add this up for me"
Thinking she was gonna give me a few numbers as she worked out the cost of a few things.
So I said "go ahead"
She then said "11....7....."
Me: "right...."
Her "what is it then?"
I answered "18" then left the room to laugh.
That’s not being bad at maths that’s just being thick as shite.
 
Canny embarrassing that any adult couldn't work out 11+7 in an instant. That is indeed if the op is true, which it isn't.
 
Should this be a 'couple' of things or can you say a 'few' for 2? Vexing stuff.

I didn't know it was going to be only a couple.
And i know "few" doesn't refer to two. But as I've said, once she said add this up for me, I expected several numbers not just two.

Canny embarrassing that any adult couldn't work out 11+7 in an instant. That is indeed if the op is true, which it isn't.

I promise that it is. There was in an incident this morning which prompted me to post this one from earlier in the week.
If I was to post the one from today, it'd be too much information as it refers to children's ages and birthdays and i don't want to give out that specific information.
 
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