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one of my favourite words ever![]()
The first time I heard it was in one of Paul Newman's first films. "Somebody Up There Likes Me".
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one of my favourite words ever![]()
i think i might be
every time i walk into a room people say
"jeesus christ"
I'm not but I have a friend who is. His wife says that after his circumcision the surgeon threw the wrong bit away.
Turns out her family don't follow Judaism as strictly as I had expected. There was 11 of us there (her fatha, his vaguely racist south african mate, our lasses two sisters, her brother and their spouses as well as one of her brothers mates) all round a big table in their dads flat.
Said a few passages, broke some matzah in half (like a massive Jacobs cracker) to signal the start of it and everyone takes a piece, dips it in some ground up nutty stuff or beetroot paste to signify the cement used to build the Egyptians pyramids. The nutty stuff was like Kinder Bueno, the beetroot tasted like nettles. Plenty of singing, then we dropped red wine 10 times on a handkerchief to remember all the plagues before tucking into the first course. I savaged the fucker without even asking what it was cause I'm greedy as out, turned out to be minced carp mixed with tatties and formed into like stuffing. Canny good in all fairness with smoked salmon and trout on the side. Clear chicken soup, carrots and dumplings were next before the main course which was basically sunday dinner but better. Finally the traditional Jewish dessert of Vienetta to cleanse the palate and out came the voddy. Her fatha toasted the end of the meal with the other half of the matzah which our lass had to hide when he left the room and exchange its whereabouts for money (Jews man). Had a cracking night all in all, lovely atmosphere and not at all what I expected, if you ever get the chance to go I'd defo recommend it.
I was about 5 weeks ago. I'm worshipping a different religion/god each week to see if I can discover any that actually exist. So far 0 out of 23 have answered my prayers. Didn't enjoy the week being Jewish as I wasn't allowed a bacon roll as a hangover cure. Not all it's made up to be like. Being a Sikh was quite cool as I got to carry a dagger around with me for a week.
your atheism defines you.
Nah mate, that's not a belief it's just a lack of any beliefs.
In trying to understand why people choose to believe in various gods on the religion top shelf one must put oneself in their place. No luck so far though. Feels quite lonely not having an imaginary friend.
Turns out her family don't follow Judaism as strictly as I had expected. There was 11 of us there (her fatha, his vaguely racist south african mate, our lasses two sisters, her brother and their spouses as well as one of her brothers mates) all round a big table in their dads flat.
Said a few passages, broke some matzah in half (like a massive Jacobs cracker) to signal the start of it and everyone takes a piece, dips it in some ground up nutty stuff or beetroot paste to signify the cement used to build the Egyptians pyramids. The nutty stuff was like Kinder Bueno, the beetroot tasted like nettles. Plenty of singing, then we dropped red wine 10 times on a handkerchief to remember all the plagues before tucking into the first course. I savaged the fucker without even asking what it was cause I'm greedy as out, turned out to be minced carp mixed with tatties and formed into like stuffing. Canny good in all fairness with smoked salmon and trout on the side. Clear chicken soup, carrots and dumplings were next before the main course which was basically sunday dinner but better. Finally the traditional Jewish dessert of Vienetta to cleanse the palate and out came the voddy. Her fatha toasted the end of the meal with the other half of the matzah which our lass had to hide when he left the room and exchange its whereabouts for money (Jews man). Had a cracking night all in all, lovely atmosphere and not at all what I expected, if you ever get the chance to go I'd defo recommend it.
How long would this thread have lasted, if the question had been is anyone Black or Pakistani followed by the same type of posts?
I don't think the Jews are a race as most Ashkenazi are descended from a tribe of Turkish converts but they consider they consider themselves to be a race so should this thread not be considered racist?
Strange judgemental criteria on here at times.![]()
The people with the big hats, long coats and dreadlocks are definitely descended from the Khazars marra and their ancestors had never been anywhere near Jerusalem in their lives. Possibly one for you to investigate officer and then you can declare whether this should be classed as a racist thread or not.interesting topic mate. is it a race or is it a religion? one for the scholars of the board i reckon
interesting topic mate. is it a race or is it a religion? one for the scholars of the board i reckon
The people with the big hats, long coats and dreadlocks are definitely descended from the Khazars marra and their ancestors had never been anywhere near Jerusalem in their lives. Possibly one for you to investigate officer and then you can declare whether this should be classed as a racist thread or not.
Jesus christ.. did he die to save our sins?
did he come back to life 3 days later..
Is easter a pagan festival to celebrate spring..
Why does it change its date every year to fit in with Pesach.