Is anyone on here Jewish?

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Our lass is an Israeli citizen and I'm off to stay with her family tomorrow in preparation for Passover this monday. Has anyone had any experience of it before? Not entirely sure what to expect other than for it to be a bit bizarre for a total atheist.

Dump her now mate (well, pics first). Not only will you be expected to mutilate your genitalia in the name of religion (if ever there was a reason to be an atheist eh?) you will also not be allowed out on Saturdays, hence no match for you.

On the other hand...
 
Our lass is an Israeli citizen and I'm off to stay with her family tomorrow in preparation for Passover this monday. Has anyone had any experience of it before? Not entirely sure what to expect other than for it to be a bit bizarre for a total atheist.

Jews - the funniest and usually the most beautiful. Well done marra.
 
Aye I know the background from St. Aidans set 4 RE class but I was wondering if anyone had actually been to a Passover jaunt and seen what goes on first hand. The Jews shmeared lambs blood above the doors to make sure the angel of death would pass over their gaffes and not cap their first born. The Egyptians, already canny knackered off all the plagues, got dicked on even more and realised they couldn't fuck with Moses and his lads for much longer. Then the Jews mooched through the Red Sea and out of Egypt into freedom...or so it went :eek:

Pretty much what I learnt, word for word, off Miss Moran and Miss Prest.
Nothing much, mainly just eating. At one point they might pass [part of] the Torah round for the males present to read out a passage each, but they just skipped past me when it would have been my turn.
 
What happened to the Jewish community round Grangetown/Ashbrooke?
Used to be loads of them when I was a lad and now they seem to have just disappeared
 
Use to be something of a Jewish community in Little Egypt if I recall. Not that this helps with you're question. I knew this one Jew from America and he was cool as fuck though. Like a cross between Jack Black and Larry David.
 
i think i might be

every time i walk into a room people say
"jeesus christ"
 
Our lass is Jewish. When we go to her mam's for some celebration, it's usually fairly simple: candles get lit, sing a song, read a passage from a book, eat shit loads of food. It's worth it, whenever I'm asked if I want to go, the only stipulation is "As long as I get fed."

The only problem was the first passover I went to with her. They circumcised me at the dinner table, but I got over it. There was plenty of food. Enjoy it.
 
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