Irritating Voices

[Deleted member 14766]

Young lasses with that generic slightly posh accent (no matter where they are from) with that back-of-the-throat rasp, like they've been shouting or on a heavy night out.

Birmingham

People who are incapable of modifying their Geordie vowels so that anybody else can undastaaand.

People who unsuccessfully and only partially posh up an obvious Geordie accent

Vera- the polisswoman off the telly.

Chris Evans

Vanessa Feltz

...but mainly the young lass one coz there's one say next to me on the train.

 

[Deleted member 37549]

...but mainly the young lass one coz there's one say next to me on the train.

Pics?

 

[What A Waster]

You're suffering from Voice-Accent confusion my friend.

 

[Deleted member 14766]

You're suffering from Voice-Accent confusion my friend.

I conflated the two to widen the scope for discussion and comment.

 

[MackemBob]

Pics?

This. Haway @George Kaplan lad. She might be Eve Kendall.

 

[Deleted member 14766]

This. Haway @George Kaplan lad. She might be Eve Kendall.

I'll check if she's Eve Kendall and post a pic if she is.

Alan Carr (that's another irritating voice not the name of the lass on the train)

I checked. She's not Eve Kendal. I last saw her in a sleeper carriage and she died in 2016. So it would have been unlikely

 

[Kevj]

Some bloke who calls himself Stampycat or such like who my kids watch on YouTube.

 

[HABA87]

"Look at me, I'm on a train with loads of lasses!"

 

[ivanthereasonable]

If she is irritating you, get even. Do a Dom Jolly. Shout into your phone "I'm on the train". Then have a make believe, loud conversation into your phone.

 

[Deleted member 14766]

"Look at me, I'm on a train with loads of lasses!"

That's a coincidence because so am I. I'm not making a big deal out of it like you though. Pathetic.

If she is irritating you, get even. Do a Dom Jolly. Shout into your phone "I'm on the train". Then have a make believe, loud conversation into your phone.

'Make believe'??

 

[vote quimby]

The one in my head

 

[PinzaC55]

Anyone who says "Like" , "Facebook" or "Twitter" every 5th word.

 

[YorkMackem]

Young lasses with that generic slightly posh accent (no matter where they are from) with that back-of-the-throat rasp, like they've been shouting or on a heavy night out.

Birmingham

People who are incapable of modifying their Geordie vowels so that anybody else can undastaaand.

People who unsuccessfully and only partially posh up an obvious Geordie accent

Vera- the polisswoman off the telly.

Chris Evans

Vanessa Feltz

...but mainly the young lass one coz there's one say next to me on the train.

That tart reporter on Sky news who can't pronounce any words with ing on the end.

 

[Dave Herbal]

Some bloke who calls himself Stampycat or such like who my kids watch on YouTube.

The hula hoops video

I know a lass with a really squeaky voice. She was talking to some people we just met and one of them went "scuse me, is that rally your voice or are you putting it on?"

Which I thought was a bit rude. Poor lass

 

[martinlumley]

The wanker behind me at the match who thinks everyone wants to listen to his full 90 minute commentary and opinions, in his Joe Pasquale voice! Just die mate.

 

[Dave Herbal]

That tart reporter on Sky news who can't pronounce any words with ing on the end.

Any TV presenter who says "Draw-ring" or "An istoric day" should be disciplined immediately.

 

[Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan]

Lyse Doucet