Irrational fears

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Barry Homeowner, Oct 13, 2018 at 7:15 PM.

  1. Barry Homeowner

    Barry Homeowner Reserve Squad

    the north east is full of proper blokes and we don’t do none of that fruity shit like cry or talk about feelings.

    But I learned on my thesis that these “toxic” males are prime candidates for irrational fears and our bodies are so tightly wound they replicate screaming into a pillow by being scared of daft stuff.

    I appreciate a tig welder might find it tough to open up about fears so I’ll get the ball rolling.

    I’m terrified of Al Jolson LP covers.

    Spiders and moths have made me contemplate suicide

    My ma was a smotherer and convinced me dog muck was a powerful poison and that if I ever pulled bags of dog shit out the dogger bin to throw at people I could contract sepsis.

    I worry that I might be completely mental but because I don’t know I’m mental I think I’m fine but because I’m mental I’m probably having a shit in the office in front of everyone but I think I’m on the pot at home.

    Who wants to go next?
     
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  2. Barry Homeowner

    Barry Homeowner Reserve Squad

    Aye this is an abortion like
     
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  3. Dennis

    Dennis Central Defender

    Why TIG welders? Are MIG welders the softies?
     
  4. richyrich

    richyrich Goalkeeper

    I'm scared that my love of Jack Ross is turning homoerotic.
     
  5. Barry Homeowner

    Barry Homeowner Reserve Squad

    Mig is just inferior imo.
     
  6. johnnyat87

    johnnyat87 Winger

    You are mate. Hope this helps.
     
  7. Ignore him he’s the new chunkylover53 who likes the first reply on posts

    It’s generally shite replies obvs
     
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  8. Cheesy Feet

    Cheesy Feet Striker

    MIG welders are rock..TIG welders tend to be a bit effeminate like.
     
  9. Another quality thread. I expect him to be a legend before long.
     
  10. Barry Homeowner

    Barry Homeowner Reserve Squad

    Mate I was at the big boys table dishing out crumbs to the small fry before you were even registered
     
  11. I feel emasculated.
     
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  12. Iballistic George

    Iballistic George Central Defender

    Someone said I was homophobic. That's just stupid. Why would I be afraid of my own house.
     
  13. James

    James Striker

  14. FannyByTheGaslight

    FannyByTheGaslight Full Back

    What about stick welders where you ranking them hard bastards? :)
     
  15. Barry Homeowner

    Barry Homeowner Reserve Squad

    Got a sexy phone voice tho
     
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  17. Skandhaless

    Skandhaless Striker

    I remember "another poster" going on about this. Definitely summat up with yer.
     
  18. Duracel Funny

    Duracel Funny Winger

    I went to butterfly world today at Preston park in Stockton. Turns out I’m shit scared of butterflies
     
  19. Reflektor

    Reflektor Full Back

    As a kid I used to have nightmares to the tune of its oh so queit by Bjork.

    No idea why, and it still gives me shivers...
     

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