International Dumping


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I was just curling one off in Tenerife airport this morning and I realised that last Monday I had dumped in three countries in just under 6 hours. Surprisingly enough with the popularity of poo threads here it got me thinking - is this a record for the SMB?

Possibly me, I had a shit on the morning at home, had one in the hotel when I got to Rome and then we had a walk over the bridge on the night and I had a shit in Vatican City which is the worlds smallest country.

And I shit on holy land so makes it better I reckon.
 
it barely had a toilet mate never mind a seat. Got voted 2nd worst nightclub in Europe at the time!

aaah a number 2 in the number 2
apparently the worst one burnt down n all so klute was given the title haha
 
I'd been out with the lads one friday night and had a bad pint, anyway in the morning we were driving to the missus parents on the hungarian/slovak border. I managed to shite 3 times in an hour in 3 different countries - czech republic, slovakia and hungary - if i'd taken the wrong turn I'm sure I could have squeezed one out in Austria as well
 
you can probably get a sausage or two in the Shakespears bogs if the rumours are true

i went in there once and someone had wrote

*my name* HAS A MASSIVE DICK!!!!!

right above the urinals :D i was over the ruddy moon!
found out years later who did it
 
i went in there once and someone had wrote

*my name* HAS A MASSIVE DICK!!!!!

right above the urinals :D i was over the ruddy moon!
found out years later who did it
hope you filled the lying ***** in!
 
Possibly me, I had a shit on the morning at home, had one in the hotel when I got to Rome and then we had a walk over the bridge on the night and I had a shit in Vatican City which is the worlds smallest country.

And I shit on holy land so makes it better I reckon.

Right I accept the challenge. Just checked my travel and next month I have the chance to do 4 countries in 12 hours - and if there might be a refuelling stop in Bangkok so it could be 5!

Anyone got any ideas for a training plan?
 
used to be a good real ale pub..I thought gayers didnt like real beer...does it only serve blue wkd these days?
to be honest i think its bollocks, had a few proper beers on last time i was in, also has giant jenga which is a good laugh when drunk
 
perhaps some means of delivering electric shocks to your rectum to keep your buttocks clenched..though how you smuggle this onto the plane without arousing suspicions of terrorism may be tricky....the turtles head could be the least of your problems
 
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