Imagine the scenes

Going into the last game of the season (hypothetical points and GD)

1: Rotherham PTS 83 GD 25
2: SAFC PTS 83 GD 24
3: Coventry PTS 80 GD 28

Last ten minutes of the game Coventry are 5-0 up at Wimbledon

Rotherham 2 Sunderland 2 - casually tapping the ball about waiting for promotion. A goal for either team would send Coventry up automatically at the expense of the other
 


Going into the last game of the season (hypothetical points and GD)

1: Rotherham PTS 83 GD 25
2: SAFC PTS 83 GD 24
3: Coventry PTS 80 GD 28

Last ten minutes of the game Coventry are 5-0 up at Wimbledon

Rotherham 2 Sunderland 2 - casually tapping the ball about waiting for promotion. A goal for either team would send Coventry up automatically at the expense of the other
My poor old heart wouldn't take it. I'd be kaput 😄😄
 
Going into the last game of the season (hypothetical points and GD)

1: Rotherham PTS 83 GD 25
2: SAFC PTS 83 GD 24
3: Coventry PTS 80 GD 28

Last ten minutes of the game Coventry are 5-0 up at Wimbledon

Rotherham 2 Sunderland 2 - casually tapping the ball about waiting for promotion. A goal for either team would send Coventry up automatically at the expense of the other

I’d have to have medical support to stop me keeling over laughing, plus some Kanga pants
 
Going into the last game of the season (hypothetical points and GD)

1: Rotherham PTS 83 GD 25
2: SAFC PTS 83 GD 24
3: Coventry PTS 80 GD 28

Last ten minutes of the game Coventry are 5-0 up at Wimbledon

Rotherham 2 Sunderland 2 - casually tapping the ball about waiting for promotion. A goal for either team would send Coventry up automatically at the expense of the other
This would be like beautiful poetry.
 
Going into the last game of the season (hypothetical points and GD)

1: Rotherham PTS 83 GD 25
2: SAFC PTS 83 GD 24
3: Coventry PTS 80 GD 28

Last ten minutes of the game Coventry are 5-0 up at Wimbledon

Rotherham 2 Sunderland 2 - casually tapping the ball about waiting for promotion. A goal for either team would send Coventry up automatically at the expense of the other
Knowing our lot, we would probably pass it back to the keeper who would then balls it up and the ball would trickle into the net!!!!!!
 
Going into the last game of the season (hypothetical points and GD)

1: Rotherham PTS 83 GD 25
2: SAFC PTS 83 GD 24
3: Coventry PTS 80 GD 28

Last ten minutes of the game Coventry are 5-0 up at Wimbledon

Rotherham 2 Sunderland 2 - casually tapping the ball about waiting for promotion. A goal for either team would send Coventry up automatically at the expense of the other
And our game kicks off 10 mins late
 

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