I'm going to eat mum on Xmas Day

[RestlessNatives]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/i-eat-mum-christmas-day-11706456.amp?__twitter_impression=true

Can't help but think that she needs serious help rather than being splashed over the papers but you also need to ask how they found out.

 

[Reptilia]

I was expecting a completely different thread entirely.

 

[geordiedean]

im sorry but WTF

 

[b1gals]

Looks like she ate her at easter

 

[becs]

That's weird as owt

 

[Pants]

I hate meat when it's well done.

 

[vidal baboon]

Looks like she's already eaten the rest of her family

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Attention seeker.

 

[FootballFan]

anything she wont eat?

 

[oROSSo]

Mentally ill and needs help with her grief

 

[rapscallion]

anything she wont eat?

A vegetable, most likely?

 

[IrishMackem88]

anything she wont eat?

Wouldn't say too many would eat her out like

 

[Gala]

Fat ****

 

[Maximus]

A vegetable, most likely?

Ffs man

 

[Jimmer13]

Feel quite sorry for her really - sounds like she is still grieving at losing her best friend and support.

 

[Pants]

I scattered my dad's ashes at the SoL. Never crossed my mind to shit them out and flush them down the u-bend.

Different strokes and arl that...

 

[Nipple Salad]

Probably the first low calorie snack she's had in a while

 

[niknak_123]

I’m more concerned about those sliced oranges on her plate than her dead mother

 

[Kevj]

Aside from the obvious weirdness, she could probably do without the calories.

 

[Snappy]

Mentally ill and needs help with her grief

This. She needs help not stupid publicity.