I'm a right knacker me...

[KingOfSeaburn]

makes all the shit threads worthwhile when something like this comes along

 

[mackem_jo2]

I'm a nervous wreck today but this thread has had me giggling like a loon all day

 

[Empire]

I'm on the plane
I'm on the plane
To castletown
I'm on the plane
How did I get here, -i don't know
How did I get there , I don't care
All I know is I am on the plane

Result!!

5 minutes later...

They've kicked me off,
They've kicked me off,
For drunken singing,
They've kicked me off,
What am I now? In a huff,
How do I get home? Catch a bus
Fuck those nasty bastards kicked me off

 

[Yenleg]

I'm on the plane
I'm on the plane
To castletown
I'm on the plane
How did I get here, -i don't know
How did I get there , I don't care
All I know is I am on the plane

Well done for not sleeping in again. Now back to the ironing

 

[irish_mackem]

I'm on the plane
I'm on the plane
To castletown
I'm on the plane
How did I get here, -i don't know
How did I get there , I don't care
All I know is I am on the plane

GOLD - been in f***ing hysterics all day - I'll buy ya a bottle after the match if I see ya!!!!

 

[foggy]

I'm on the flight path. They start descending just above me

Where's the tracker thingy so know when to look up and raise a glass?

 

[irish_mackem]

5 minutes later...

They've kicked me off,
They've kicked me off,
For drunken singing,
They've kicked me off,
What am I now? In a huff,
How do I get home? Catch a bus
Fuck those nasty bastards kicked me off

 

[tunstall birdman]

I'm on the plane
I'm on the plane
To castletown
I'm on the plane
How did I get here, -i don't know
How did I get there , I don't care
All I know is I am on the plane

 

[irish_mackem]

and who is going to Ponteland to see him arrive then?

 

[redcar mackem]

This type of thread is what makes this board the best. brilliant

 

[pokerjace]

and who is going to Ponteland to see him arrive then?

Nypd,ganna knack him.

 

[hutch]

Is he going to make kick off, if he does he should be rolled out at half time to do the raffle

 

[Tees Exile]

I'm on the flight path. They start descending just above me

Where's the tracker thingy so know when to look up and raise a glass?

http://www.flightradar24.com/

 

[The Lambton Worm]

Go here and search for BA1336. He's just gone passed Leicester.

 

[tunstall birdman]

I'm off the plane
I'm off the plane
In a HM Customs cell
I'm off the plane
How did I get there-I don't know
How did I get there-I really care
All I know is I am missing the game.

 

[hutch]

Sheffield now.... wow this is exciting!!! I have butterflies!!!!

 

[irish_mackem]

just over leeds now.

 

[foggy]

Cheers. He'll be coming over in a few minutes. Better than waiting for the international space station this like....

 

[fat elvis]

Anyone waiting at ponteland then ?

 

[Tomma]

Looing out of our kitchen window I can see planes on their final approach (presuming they're coming in from the coast).
I actually have to go out, but am stalling just to see his bloody plane!!!!! Ridiculous!