I'm a right knacker me...

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I'm awake and raring to go..Siddall called when I was having an argument with a cash machine.
Flight is delayed until 18.30, time for a cheeky couple
 


Nee Onions Mate said:
I wish I could get me laptop working and tak some photies. There's a right dirty American bird next to me in the computer bit in the lounge. Her name is Denise.
I love her
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Get her in the bogs for a sly blowie....

You just never know.

Was going to Amsterdam once with a mate and we got chatting to this lass in front who was going on to somewhere in Germany. Quite tidy, a bit older, not your chav type at all.

Just having the crack, testing the water a bit without being over the top.

And as we're saying our goodbyes she says: "you know what, I've always wanted to suck someone off in the men's toilets".

Right you are then.

Never see 'em again, no one 'll ever know. Shy bairns get nee broth.
 
Nee Onions Mate, I got told off at work today for fuck all and I'm only in my fourth week. The lass I like f***ing hates me. I'm skint.

But I f***ing love you for this thread. Giggling like a little girl.

But, I'm not late for my night out! I'm off down the club, where to the disgust of everybody, I may have a glass of wine in your honour.
 
I'm on the plane
I'm on the plane
To castletown
I'm on the plane
How did I get here, -i don't know
How did I get there , I don't care
All I know is I am on the plane
 
Nee Onions Mate said:
I'm on the plane
I'm on the plane
To castletown
I'm on the plane
How did I get here, -i don't know
How did I get there , I don't care
All I know is I am on the plane
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5 minutes later...

They've kicked me off,
They've kicked me off,
For drunken singing,
They've kicked me off,
What am I now? In a huff,
How do I get home? Catch a bus
Fuck those nasty bastards kicked me off
 
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