If you died today....



SR7

Central Defender
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Cow

Midfield
I’m contrast to the ‘love you’ text off the wife my last WhatsApp message is this…

‘You’re such a fukin tit wank splat you like cowpat. Go bust another tyre…..’

Mates eh😂😂
 

Kevj

Striker
I’m contrast to the ‘love you’ text off the wife my last WhatsApp message is this…

‘You’re such a fukin tit wank splat you like cowpat. Go bust another tyre…..’

Mates eh😂😂

What a unique way of combining two discrete insults.
 

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