If you died today....

[Hair Flick]

Brilliant!

 

[Scunny Dan]

"They are deliberately riling people up. They know what they are doing, General. Wankers."

 

[Hair Flick]

What was the password for that Apache Inbound account again? Roger.

 

[The Ram]

 

[Frankel]

It’s painfully accurate

 

[Some Random Guy]

78902 is your Notify authentication code.

 

[Kevsgreat]

How is your foot.

 

[sambantam82]

Could you check that the iron is switched off!

 

[The Other Durham]

ok

 

[callum]

The train isn’t a bad option.

 

[FN-2187]

Maybe but Tom and Amy are on.

 

[stretch]

Are you busy? X

 

[Cow]

He was allowed a temporary pass to the striker forum and he put them on there

he’s not wrong mind. She’s a Proper wad

Ah, I can’t go on there anymore since I got rid of my old account, I’ll just have to pretend she looks like @Napoleon Dynamite in drag, he’s a good looking chap/lass

You were the salesman you creepy fuck

 

[Geronimo]

Great thread.
LOL

 

[Nookie Bear]

Not yet, just thinking about them atm x

 

[pinewaves1868]

Your ID will Expire soon, Please visit the nearest Ersal branch to update your information.

 

[beverly macca]

I think he will come back as a robot in the next one.

 

[avacado]

“The mam was just laughing as if it was normal. I was just wanting to say fuck off man that’s not normal. Indie was proper stepping back out the road X”

 

[Quinninho]

"Your M&S parcel will be delivered by Royal Mail between 10:30 and 11:30am"

I know, I know look at at me I shop at M&S blah, blah

 

[Exapno Mapcase]

Your one time pin code or whatever shite the CC confirmation says...just bought train tickets for Gillingham.