If you died today....
- Thread starter I am a reindeer
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Deleted member 14766
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“I’m sorry if I was a bit stroppy”
HettonSAFC
Winger
“Are you out today”. Guess I wouldn’t be..
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Deleted member 48353
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Might be a winner right here
could you imagine walking past this in the graveyardMine is a tad Barry White
“You couldn’t get some of the diffusers could you? Both are empty
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MackemMagic
Striker
"Your driver Rosie will deliver your parcel between 08:01am and 10:01am"
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Deleted member 48353
Guest
Bit late for that in the circumstances
Sure.
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Shit bags
Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan
Winger
Mine is one off the Council, 'Your Council Tax payment of £172.00 due on 01/10/2021 has not been paid.........'
Left For Dead
Winger
Mine was a thumbs up emoji so that means I end on a positive..... and the last text/message you received was engraved on your tombstone, what would it read?
(I've stolen this from Facey by the way).
Mine is:
I was awful.
droppedshoulder
Full Back
Ok, I've let me dad know you will pick Xxxxx up after netball.
We need 50/50 bread
We need 50/50 bread
Toasted Mackem
Winger
If we're talking FB messenger it's "We have a new dog coming in, can you do the assessment? It's supposed to be an English Bulldog but I think there's something else in there. Maybe Frenchie?"
If we're talking text message it's "FFS, You won't believe this, well you will cos it's the mags, but I'm looking at a grown woman wearing a tea towel on her head. A f***ing tea towel!!
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If we're talking text message it's "FFS, You won't believe this, well you will cos it's the mags, but I'm looking at a grown woman wearing a tea towel on her head. A f***ing tea towel!!
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