If you could create your own film

[Deleted member 40035]

and be the star of a big budget blockbuster film, what role would you like to play? Action=

 

[PhilSAFC]

The life and times of Steve Gutenberg staring me as Steve Gutenberg and Steve Gutenberg has my unsupportive father (mr Gutenberg) later in the film we reconcile and write police academy over a Pepsi.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

The life and times of Steve Gutenberg staring me as Steve Gutenberg and Steve Gutenberg has my unsupportive father (mr Gutenberg) later in the film we reconcile and write police academy over a Pepsi.

I would prefer to do the denziel Washington and liam neeson type role as the quiet martial artist who demonstrates his skills after being provoked. Tarantino style soundtrack.

 

[Son of Stan]

A classic noir for me - with me as the hard boiled dame/femme fatale, dangerously lethal to men. Something like Double Indemnity which has some great dialogue.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

A classic noir for me - with me as the hard boiled dame/femme fatale, dangerously lethal to men. Something like Double Indemnity which has some great dialogue.

Your good at this.

 

[Son of Stan]

Your good at this.

Oh yes!

 

[tunstall birdman]

'Attack of the Killer Sausage Rolls'. I'd play the main roll.

 

[Son of Stan]

'Attack of the Killer Sausage Rolls'. I'd play the main roll.

For some reason I was expecting something more of this nature from you, a bit of Russ Meyer.

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[Fred Secrets]

The life and times of Steve Gutenberg staring me as Steve Gutenberg and Steve Gutenberg has my unsupportive father (mr Gutenberg) later in the film we reconcile and write police academy over a Pepsi.

I'd probably go to see that in the cinema, Pip.

 

[PhilSAFC]

I'd probably go to see that in the cinema, Pip.

Cheers mate. It’s generating some Oscar buzz in my fantasy.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

and be the star of a big budget blockbuster film, what role would you like to play? Action=

Donald Trump. It would be a memoir set in 2030, looking back at how he managed to dismantle fake news, infuriate liberals with facts and harmonise the world with great judgement.

 

[becs]

Classic romance. Me playing an Ingrid Bergman type character getting swept off my feet by a dashing gentleman.

 

[tunstall birdman]

For some reason I was expecting something more of this nature from you, a bit of Russ Meyer.

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[Deleted User 11453]

Michelle Keegan and I are stranded on a desert island with nothing but a 5* hotel and plenty of servants to keep us alive. It will be hell and we are never rescued, until she gets as fat and as old as I am.

 

[JAZZMANB]

and be the star of a big budget blockbuster film, what role would you like to play? Action=

My son says I'm a Gary Oldman type guy since my haircut and new geggs. That'll do

 

[Boz33]

Kevin Keegan and I are stranded on a desert layby with nothing but a Swiss roll and flask of tea to keep us alive. It will be hell and we are never rescued, until he gets as fat and as old as I am.

Tidied for you chief, ant and dec have agreed to finance the project

 

[Deleted User 11453]

Tidied for you chief, ant and dec have agreed to finance the project

Does Michelle's da look nice in a swimming cossie?

 

[Boz33]

Does Michelle's da look nice in a swimming cossie?

Budgie smugglers mate

 

[Deleted User 11453]

Budgie smugglers mate

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[evh78]

A classic romance, me playing a dashing gentleman sweeping an Ingrid Bergman type character played by @becs off her feet