If you could choose a sound effect...

[HABA87]

Theresa May coughing.

 

[The Exile]

A royal fanfare.

 

[PTR]

A Facebook notification sound. Just to see everyone checking to see if its their phone pinging.

 

[dangermows]

A rushing water sound to freak the bairns out more when I fart on them.

 

[JAZZMANB]

Megaphone

 

[Snappy]

Martin Tyler "and it's live".

 

[Fred Army]

Trouble is, none of these are as funny as an actual fart noise so I'd just stick with that!

 

[ivanthereasonable]

A turkey or cockerel

Before i got a bike with disc brakes, my cantilever brakes would screech like hell. That.

 

[jackynutmeg]

The noise off Family Fortunes when they get the answer wrong

 

[Deleted member 40035]

That noise the aliens make on war of the worlds.

 

[cornish mackem]

Trouble is, none of these are as funny as an actual fart noise so I'd just stick with that!

Not even a lobbalobbalobba from a turkey?

 

[Macho]

That trumpet the Indians blow in the Ipl cricket.

 

[Kent_Mackem]

“Ding Dong”

 

[Fred Army]

Not even a lobbalobbalobba from a turkey?

I mean it'd be funny once, maybe twice even, but there's something just inherently funny about farting that has kept society laughing since the dawn of time*

*I can't back this up.

 

[Harry Angstrom]

Joyce Grenfell saying "More tea vicar?"

 

[cornish mackem]

I mean it'd be funny once, maybe twice even, but there's something just inherently funny about farting that has kept society laughing since the dawn of time*

*I can't back this up.

Every fart is different I guess

 

[Deleted member 4700]

 

[Yankee Mackem]

The shake and vac theme tune.

 

[jackpunch]

Bercow shouting 'order, order' would be canny

 

[Lord Potts]

The great Johnny Weissmuller's Tarzan yell.