If you could be born again


I'd be reincarnated as a Jack Russell so I could lick my own balls!
Used this as an ice breaker when i started at Uni the lecturer see it as funny mind.
 
I would say yes to Christine who asked me if I wanted to marry her in 1984. And do the opposite of everything I have done in my life.
 
There are things but to change them would change too many other things. One more frivolous thing maybe would be to keep playing football. Though I'd torn my ankle ligaments and damaged my knee by 20 I often thinking I should have persevered.
 
Try and give me mam a cheeky orgasm on the way out and fist the piles I caused right back inside.

Other than that, not a single thing.
 

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