If you could ban


Onions. I can't stand them and they're in almost everything.
I love onions.

They are perhaps the greatest thing on earth.

They are the basis for virtually anything I want to put in my mouth

I realise the the comedic potential I have opened myself up to in making that culinary statement.

Have at it.
 
I love onions.

They are perhaps the greatest thing on earth.

They are the basis for virtually anything I want to put in my mouth

I realise the the comedic potential I have opened myself up to in making that culinary statement.

Have at it.

Strange, as I have never seen anyone on here suggest "Big Jeff knows his onions".
 
I love onions.

They are perhaps the greatest thing on earth.

They are the basis for virtually anything I want to put in my mouth

I realise the the comedic potential I have opened myself up to in making that culinary statement.

Have at it.
"Ere luv, can yer stick this onion up yer gash to get me going :D
 
I love onions.

They are perhaps the greatest thing on earth.

They are the basis for virtually anything I want to put in my mouth

I realise the the comedic potential I have opened myself up to in making that culinary statement.

Have at it.

I'd argue mushrooms are better, however I agree onions are superb.
 
Them daft car exhausts that make loads of noise. Always stuck on a supped up dinky car. Is anyone impressed by it.
I kid you not there's a bloke in our street with one of these and he must be in his 30s. Hear him going to work at 530. Is there anybody (other than the drivers) that doesn't look at these cars passing and think what a prat.
 
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I kid you not there's a bloke in our street with one of these and he must be in his 30s. Hear him going to work at 530. Is there anybody (other than the drivers) that doesn't look at these cars passing and think what a prat.
Can safely say I've never seen any lasses swoon as they go past in their Micro Machine sounding like antique furniture being dragged across cobbles.
 
I love onions.

They are perhaps the greatest thing on earth.

They are the basis for virtually anything I want to put in my mouth

I realise the the comedic potential I have opened myself up to in making that culinary statement.

Have at it.
Red onion is one of the best ingredients available. Makes everything better.
 

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