If You Can Remember All Of These... You're OLD!



Shitty hairstyles and beards ? Yes.
Crap TV programmes ? Never watched more that the 3 seconds of that, that it took me to switch it off.
One of the annoying things about getting old, is i seem to have been sucked into the "age comparison competition".
"If you don't mind me asking, how old are you mate" ?
62.
Ah, 63 me like.

I've done work in a lot of old peoples homes and houses.
They are desperate to tell you how old they are.
"Can i use your toilet please ?"
Its over there. I'm 82 ya nar.
 
Shitty hairstyles and beards ? Yes.
Crap TV programmes ? Never watched more that the 3 seconds of that, that it took me to switch it off.
One of the annoying things about getting old, is i seem to have been sucked into the "age comparison competition".
"If you don't mind me asking, how old are you mate" ?
62.
Ah, 63 me like.

I've done work in a lot of old peoples homes and houses.
They are desperate to tell you how old they are.
"Can i use your toilet please ?"
Its over there. I'm 82 ya nar.
Im the same age as you then. Do you remember The Woodentops ?
 
Shitty hairstyles and beards ? Yes.
Crap TV programmes ? Never watched more that the 3 seconds of that, that it took me to switch it off.
One of the annoying things about getting old, is i seem to have been sucked into the "age comparison competition".
"If you don't mind me asking, how old are you mate" ?
62.
Ah, 63 me like.

I've done work in a lot of old peoples homes and houses.
They are desperate to tell you how old they are.
"Can i use your toilet please ?"
Its over there. I'm 82 ya nar.


Allreet grandad. :lol:
 

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