if someone had just woke up today from a 10 year coma

[Mr Redknapp]

How everyone has an entitlement to be offended even if it has nothing to do with you

Reported

 

[Parkmaverick]

Michael Jackson, Whitney Huston and David Bowie and George Michael are all dead.
Isis
Man City are now a dominant force in football.

Danny Simpson won the Premier League with Leicester

 

[Slow joe]

I’d tell them that there is a section of society offended by absolutely everything and if someone on the street uses the word “racist” it’s the law that you have to smack them in the mouth.

It would be a bit harsh lying to them.

 

[Maxnormal]

Rise of the snowflake.

I’m offended. Reported.

 

[Peaknutt]

Michael Jackson, Whitney Huston and David Bowie and George Michael are all dead.
Isis
Man City are now a dominant force in football.

Not to mention national treasure Sir Jimmy Saville

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Theres a new bridge over Wear. Aye, seriously.
You know all those pink seats at the SOL........

Edit. You know that Guinness label you've got on your car ? Don't need that now. Just drive around untaxed.

 

[Mr Vertigo]

Idiocracy has become reality.

 

[Morny]

I think the biggest story to tell them would be the re-emergence of racism, nazi-ism and the like.

 

[becs]

Memes

If there is an incident, you have to stand and video it for social media rather than trying to help the people in the incident.

 

[Kevj]

I’m offended. Reported.

Just exactly who are you offended on the behalf of?

 

[errant]

Wonder if they had a PPI claim they’d not filled in yet?

I’d also ask them if they’d been in an accident that wasn’t their fault?

 

[GK]

The rise of the smartphone and social media is probably the biggest change. It has completely changed the Global political and demographic landscape.

I would never have predicted it at the time either. It seems so obvious in retrospect.

 

[the boot]

Vaux site, seaburn siglion....... blah blah blah you know the rest I get sick of hearing myself f***ing moan!!!

 

[DaveH]

There is a 7 year old kid running round my house. I’d have some serious questions for the wife,

 

[Norma Stitz]

The Fappening

 

[Latka Gravas]

I’d have to break it gently, but I’d have to try and explain ‘the boroughs’ refurb

 

[Deleted member 559]

I’d tell them to go back to sleep.

 

[PhilSAFC]

I think the biggest story to tell them would be the re-emergence of racism, nazi-ism and the like.

 

[LiverBird]

I would tell them the lovable dad Hal from Malcolm in the middle went through a difficult time where he was diagnosed with stage 3 cancer and started cooking meth.

 

[peachy]

Electric cars.
Driverless cars.
Catch up TV.