If alan Shearer wasnt a born and bread mag


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Obviously he wears a wankers hat, but seems a decent bloke and is a good pundit. Some find him boring, I don’t mind him. I feel dirty now ;)
 
The image of his dour face when kluivert benched him on one of our many victories over the pigs at the shit tip... ahh sight to behold.
 
I love Gazza and Beardsley and even Keegan.
I didn't grow up in or supporting Sunderland and had no issue with Newcastle until much later when I learned to not like them after what happened when Newcastle Fans found out I was a Sunderland fan.
I have just never liked Shearer.
I'm not saying he wasn't a great striker.
Each to their own, Cat. He played for the team he supported as a kid, got to play for his national team. Lived the dream so to speak.
 
Ive heard lots of tales over the years from workmen in his house,apparently big al can be very awkward at times

"we're done for the day and will be back tomorrow to finish off the conservatory Alan"
"it's Mr Shearer actually"
 
Ive heard lots of tales over the years from workmen in his house,apparently big al can be very awkward at times

"we're done for the day and will be back tomorrow to finish off the conservatory Alan"
"it's Mr Shearer actually"
Surprised he let them speak to him direct. That would be the privilege of the boss only.
And don't park the van at the front of the house !
Multi millionaire quibbling about an invoice for a £150 part. Can he pay cash for discount etc.

Tosspot.
 
Ive heard lots of tales over the years from workmen in his house,apparently big al can be very awkward at times

"we're done for the day and will be back tomorrow to finish off the conservatory Alan"
"it's Mr Shearer actually"

“Lots of tales “ 😂😂
 
Ive heard lots of tales over the years from workmen in his house,apparently big al can be very awkward at times

"we're done for the day and will be back tomorrow to finish off the conservatory Alan"
"it's Mr Shearer actually"
if I had a penny for everytime i've heard that, it's like an old wives tale
 
Great player but thankfully he was a terrible manager.
Not a bad pundit.
Don't mind him personally.
Yup, this.

I have never disliked him personally. Most complete and consistent English centre forward I have ever seen play. Just wish he’d been out striker for 10+ years instead.
 
if I had a penny for everytime i've heard that, it's like an old wives tale
Exactly. People want to believe it.


I heard one where his Mrs had bought the workmen fish and chips, and Shearer went mad, said he was deducting the cost of fish and chips from the total bill. A bloke who's a worth tens of millions is gonna kick off about £30? Wey aye.
 
He's ok. I'd rather there more entertaining pundits on with better crack like Richards and Keane though. The BBC humour is canny shite at times, comes across scripted, which it probably is.
 
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