Idris Elba as the next James Bond?



Aw ffs. Another 20 pager. Can I sum it up?

Some people will moan about political correctness

Some people will say “Why not a disabled Muslim woman Bond?”

Some people will say his skin colour doesn’t matter.

Someone will make reference to Ian Fleming.

Someone will ask how a man without Scottish and Swiss parents who went to Eton could be black.

Someone will say that Bond is timeless and must adapt, white blokes might have been inconspicuous in Russia but not the Middle East

Someone will be called a racist. Someone will be called a millennial fanny.

Two bans.
And some people will say 'wad'. I'm one.

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Hmm
Not sure how they brought River Song back. She's meant to have died
The female doctor encounters an earlier version of her at a guess.

Also, in the "Something in the Library" episode with David Tennant's doctor, she was "saved" onto the Library computer. So is there a twist so she is brought back?
 
Aw ffs. Another 20 pager. Can I sum it up?

Some people will moan about political correctness

Some people will say “Why not a disabled Muslim woman Bond?”

Some people will say his skin colour doesn’t matter.

Someone will make reference to Ian Fleming.

Someone will ask how a man without Scottish and Swiss parents who went to Eton could be black.

Someone will say that Bond is timeless and must adapt, white blokes might have been inconspicuous in Russia but not the Middle East

Someone will be called a racist. Someone will be called a millennial fanny.

Two bans.

Idris Elba is too old. Done.

Chiwetel Ejiofor.

(and sorting his back story would take three minutes).

Anyway, I reckon it'll be a younger bloke who gets it next, maybe Nicholas Hoult
 
The female doctor encounters an earlier version of her at a guess.

Also, in the "Something in the Library" episode with David Tennant's doctor, she was "saved" onto the Library computer. So is there a twist so she is brought back?

Did you google that or did you remember?
 
Did you google that or did you remember?

I actually remembered the episode, but only because it was one of the creepier Dr. Who episodes I've seen.

Alex Kingston is also one of those women I find fanciable that no one else does.
 
I actually remembered the episode, but only because it was one of the creepier Dr. Who episodes I've seen.

Alex Kingston is also one of those women I find fanciable that no one else does.

I'd have a go like. She did a version of "Lady Chatterly's Lover" I think.
Splendid.
 

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